I’ve been trying all week to think of something appropriate to say about the Lanvin Amalia Patchwork Snakeskin Tote and I just…can’t. I can’t! It’s Friday and I’m out of words, and this bag might be so complicated that it has now damaged my eyesight, which makes any attempts on my part to accurately review it utterly futile. So! That’s where you guys come in.

In today’s rousing game of Fill in the Blank, I want you to describe this tote to me. Y’all know how this works – either finish the title sentence in the comments or take a gander at this bag over at Nordstrom, where it’s priced at $3498.

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  • Sandra Rowley

    Not my favorite Lanvin…

  • Musette

    a complete and utter Hot Mess.

  • spanish moss

    . . .   is confusing to my eyes.  no serenity.  but neither is it exciting/g

  • Metz59

    …pretty darn ugly.

  • Marie Martell

    way too busy and too expensive..


  • mlle p

    …wait, I am looking for the kitchen sink in there….

  • klynneann

    Not thaaaat bad.  I was definitely expecting worse from the title.

  • Kfiscus

    …..is making my eyes go cross-eyed

  • DorianGray

    so much worse than a Versace bag.

  • busy.. but am I crazy to think it kind of works?

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  • rose60610

    …a blasphemous addition to an otherwise great label.  Unattractive, cheapened by its piecemeal patches even though they quasi match up.  The chain looks utterly cheap.  As much as I love exotics, this is hideous. A waste of $3500.  

  • Rebecca

    fugly! Way too much going on here. 

  • Camilla

    ugly. Too much

  • Mona

    ..an abomination unto the Lord – and the snakes who had to die for it.

  • Kat

    To die for…..if you’re a python…

  • maybe in person it’s not as ugly? jajaja

  • MsPuerile

    a piece of art. Love it!

  • Gina

    An example of when bad things happen to good brands…

  • Miles

    …magic eye… if you stare at it long enough 

  • Anita

    an eyesore

  • Rashida

    It is ugly and tacky

  • amelia masniari

    its ugly fugly and extremely expensive. It’s from water snake skin leather ( USD 1,5/pcs for 50 cm long ) , cobra USD 5/pcs for 50 cm long and phyton USD 30 /pcs – INDONESIA is the very best source for snake skin leather. So.. the price tag is ?????????? 

  • Fashiondoesntexist

    too expensive for being a shopping bag but absolutely amazing!!


  • Cre_dbomb

    like a souvenir from a tribal gift shop.

  • Karin bag4bag

    …is like one of those 3D pictures…I don’t get them either !

  • Shelia

    horrid…. so sad.

  • ellenbakes

    …is an unfortunate bit of overpriced ugly. 

  • Anonymous

    Not a big fan of this one.