When I was little I do remember a time when the shiny glossy look was in style. At least I thought it was. I believe that was the time of the pleather shiny pants. Anyone else remember trying to pull that off?

Roughly two weeks ago, two very special piglets struck the eyesight of folks in Beijing. The two happy pigs had been ‘enhanced’ by Belgian artist Wim Delvoye, whose staff of local farmers and tat artists tried to raise sows to use them as canvases for skin art.

The holidays are the most wonderful time of the year! But do you remember the scene from Bridget Jones’ Diary where she is wearing the hideous sweater her mum picked out for her? Well my assumption is this has all happen to you at some point in your life, maybe you were not in your 20’s, but I bet when you were younger, your mom picked something totally fluffy and ‘cute’ for you to wear for the Holiday’s.

Let’s all put our brains together and think about what this ‘clutch’ looks like/could be used for- I don’t think it is a practical clutch, it is something else, but what? Why not all of you give input and we will choose a winner of the clutch description of the day!

Sometimes all the leather and studs and ostrich and metal detailing and precious rabbit fur and silk are just overpowering. Don’t get me wrong, if you feel the need to buy me a new luxury bag, feel free to do so.

If you had $5,000 laying around, what would you do with it? Would you travel half way around the world, stay in a beautiful resort, pay off your bills, renovate part of your house, or would you spend it on one single handbag?

Surprisingly I have never once talked about Vera Bradley. Never. I realized that just the other day and was a little shocked at myself. Not that Vera Bradley has always been my favorite, but it was definitely worth mentioning.

That alligator crocodile makes me happy. Most people cringe at the sight of a real gator, but I grew up by them. They surround Florida. In fact, they are taking Florida over. I’m not sure who will take over the Sunshine State first, the alligator or yet another hurricane.

Why would you ever assume that it could not happen to you? Purse-theft is out there happening everyday to women like you and I. My guess would be if some guy wanting to steal a purse, he sure would find a lady with delectable taste, like all of us, and pick us out of a crowd.

Please, make it stop. My eyes hurt, my tear ducts are sucked dry and started bleeding, my head twitches wanting to move away from the screen that radiates pure fug… my body can not handle it no more.