Over the past few years’ enormous trend for novelty accessories, bags have been made in the image of a lot of things: books, decks of playing cards, astrological symbols, leather jackets. Rarely do any of these bags also perform any of the functions of their aesthetic inspirations; after all, bags have a pretty specific functional purpose already, and their interior hollowness presents another significant barrier. Neither of those issues got in Dolce & Gabbana’s way, though, and soon you can buy a bag that’s also a boombox, should that be a thing that’s useful to you.
For whatever this bag will surely cost when it’s eventually available, it really should connect to your phone via Bluetooth (lots of cheap portable speakers do that!), but instead, you can hook your iPhone up via aux cord and this purse will actually play whatever you choose. On the bright side, that means you don’t have to get your phone and the bag to pair, which I am never very good at.
If you’d like to wander around blasting the new Beyoncé album from your hip as a warning to all men who may dare to cross you, this bag will be available from a handful of Dolce & Gabbana boutiques and the brand’s website very, very soon, according to Fashionista.