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Autonomize Your Bag With The Bag Drone™

Carrying your bag is so passé.

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As much as we love and appreciate bags on PurseBlog, we’ve come to realize over the last few years of running this wonderful community of bag aficionados that the fashion industry as a whole has been failing the demands of modern consumers in one fundamental way.

While we applaud fashion houses erasing gender boundaries, pushing the envelope with new sustainable materials, and offering exciting new looks to accessorize yourself, modern handbags have been stuck in the same ancient, pedestrian mindset that this ground-breaking new product is aiming to advance.

Introducing the Bag Drone, the world’s first fully autonomous, self-flying handbag carrier. Inspired by recent advancements in drones and self-driving cars, the Bag Drone is aiming to offload the tedious burden of carrying one’s own bag and opening a whole new, previously unthinkable sphere of possibilities!

Fully Autonomous Operation

Propelled by four powerful brushless motors and jam-packed with cutting-edge radar and camera technology, the Bag Drone promises to carry your bag in your own immediate vicinity and land itself safely when summoned by you to retrieve something out of your bag. No longer will your bags suffer the horrors of being placed on filthy grounds, the integrated Hover Mode will keep your bag suspended in mid-air nearby.

Aided by sophisticated AI algorithms, the Bag Drone will detect and avoid obstacles and clear them safely, such as other humans, small children, or pets. The Bag Drone will register and recognize its owner and reliably follow them without straying and flying off with someone else (that would be awkward).

Flight time for an average tote is promised to last all day for normal use, though overstuffing your bag may lead to decreased flight time.

LV Mini Dauphine Drone

Carrying Capacity & Bag Compatibility

Its lightweight full carbon fiber construction allows for seamless integration with almost all handbag styles, including totes, clutches, popular wallets-on-chain, duffles, evening bags, and shoulder bags. The extendable strap holder assures that your bag’s handles or straps stay clear from the propeller blades while also assuring your bag looks at its best in flight.

The clever construction ensures that your bag is securely embraced by its adjustable frame without damaging your bag’s surface.

Unfortunately, micro bags are incompatible with the Bag Drone, but rumors suggest that a smaller Micro Bag Drone is in development for 2023.

Availability & Price

Seeing as this product is a figment of our imagination and not real in any way, we expect it to be available eventually in the distant future, but not just yet. In all likelihood, it will also be severely overpriced, you can count on it. Happy April 1st, all.

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ArmCandyLuvr
ArmCandyLuvr
2 years ago

Can’t wait for my bag drone to malfunction and fly into restricted airspace, thus resulting in my beautiful bag and it’s precious contents being obliterated by a rocket fired from a military fighter jet.

Megs Mahoney Dusil
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Megs Mahoney Dusil
2 years ago
Reply to  ArmCandyLuvr

That is truly the stuff bag nightmares are made of… hahaha

ElainePG
ElainePG
2 years ago

Hysterical, @vlad ! Happy April Fool’s Day!

HandbagDiva
HandbagDiva
2 years ago

I *almost* showed this article to colleagues in the office until I realized the date… Lol!

Megs Mahoney Dusil
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Megs Mahoney Dusil
2 years ago
Reply to  HandbagDiva

Wish you would have!

Limom
Limom
2 years ago

Well done!

Antonia
Antonia
2 years ago

Haha, April fools!!

Lake Effect
Lake Effect
2 years ago

Well drone, I mean done!

Megs Mahoney Dusil
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Megs Mahoney Dusil
2 years ago
Reply to  Lake Effect

I see what you did there! 😉

Clara
Clara
2 years ago

Will The Bag Drone™ require a spend history?

Hermeslady
Hermeslady
2 years ago

Very good Vlad !

Judy
Judy
2 years ago

As I read this I had the horrifying image of my drone-equipped handbag colliding with one of the many pizza-delivery robots that roll down the sidewalks on campus. But such is the price we pay for being on the cutting edge of technology. Thanks for some wonderful laughs, Vlad!

Beth
Beth
2 years ago

You almost had me, Vlad! I had to recheck who wrote it, a few paragraphs in, and thought “Ok, it has credibility”. Thanks for the laugh! 😂

Megs Mahoney Dusil
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Megs Mahoney Dusil
2 years ago
Reply to  Beth

HAHA! I told him we should have switched out the author, but it was totally in his voice!

Westvillage
Westvillage
2 years ago

Next … a shoplifting drone to get into those flying bags. Then … an autofist emerges and KAPOW!! Happy April 1 …

alexis168
alexis168
2 years ago

Thank you, Vlad! I love your April Fool’s joke every year. 🙂

sjunky13
sjunky13
2 years ago

TY Vlad!! 🙂 I love tPF and look forward to this every year!

youngster
youngster
2 years ago

Love this, Vlad!

raven3766
raven3766
2 years ago

That was a good one! All I could think of is to deliver that Louis Vuitton to me please.

bunnycat
bunnycat
2 years ago

😀 Awesome.

Sandy
Sandy
2 years ago

Thanks for the laugh!