Karla Colletto Lace Up Swimsuit

From now on, there will be some sporadic Pointless Post’s made by myself, because after all I do get sidetracked in cyber-space and I do find some really weird things! I am sure you all do it too, so just like Viewer’s Choice Monday let me know if there is any pointless ‘thing’ you find on the internet that you would like for me to feature!

Why not start off with an item that will help me reminisce of the place I call home, Florida, and its tropical weather that I wish I was in right now. Impractical and bad tan line comes to mind when I see the Karla Colletto Lace-Up Swimsuit. This ‘swim’ suit makes no sense to me and does not even look flattering on the model’s body in my opinion. Made from black 72% meryl nylon, 28% Lycra®, you will find shoulder straps with a plunging V neckline, a low back, and a moderate amount of material around the butt. While cleavage is good, so is showing off some rear and the “moderate seat coverage” as they put it will only make your rear look wider than it is in my opinion. Don’t think I forgot to mention to best part, the lace-up bodice with tonal grommets. Whew, that makes this suit go from almost practical to not a use in my book. You won’t get good tan lines, you probably can’t even take it in the water, it costs $230 (via Bergdorf Goodman) for a ‘swim’ suit, so what do you do with this thing?

I got it, you sit pretty in the lounge chair and let me men gawk. Oh how the world turns ;-)

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