A Poem to the Louis Vuitton Pochette Metis

Day after day I refresh the Louis Vuitton webpage
Call for availability, those words send me into a rage
It’s the first time in a while I’ve desperately wanted a bag
I’ll complain to anyone who will listen, so now I am a nag

How did I get here, to this I NEED THIS BAG place?
For starters, the resurgence of monogram, and then this bag kept being in my face
The more and more I saw the Pochette Metis, I felt compelled to buy
But I can’t track this bag down, no matter how hard I try

I don’t need it, I just want it and have decided it’s right for me
Crossbody, compact, and cool – that fits my style to a T
I keep on calling and putting myself on lists, but all to no avail
So here I am with you, dear readers, sharing my I-want-this-bag tale

Sometimes the more we see a bag on friends and Instagram
We find ourselves convinced it’s for us, though maybe it’s just a sham
Tomorrow I plan to go to another store and try my luck
And if I can’t track down this bag, I’ll surely yell out F***!