You know, sometimes it’s much fun to browse the web casually and see what there is to crack you up. There’s tons of things a person’s imagination can dream up, and the web is just the right corner to share it all with a wide audience. Fame and glory are just one link away. Although this particular item has nothing to with bags per se, it still counts as something you might wanna make for your significant other or as a gag gift for a male friend of yours. Plus it does fit in any bag. Let me present whimsies that dangle, the Wee Willie Wamers. Available in three sizes for proper fit: “Bonnie Boner” (or Eddie Erected or The Stallion), “Tinkle Tamer” (or Irving is Interested), “Penis Purse” (or Wee Willie). And because it’s just so much fun, you get to make ’em yourself. Oh I see it, willie warmers in colors and with patterns, some in fine garn, custom fitting to bring the man through the colder days. Brilliant. Should you not be efficient with thread and needles, you can always ask your mother to help you out. Get your patterns via Danglie Bits. :-D
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