There are women that make us feel a tad insecure because they were born prettier than us, work out more than us, dress better than us or make more money than us – and then there’s Miranda Kerr, who does all four simultaneously with utmost finesse! Miranda was once again spotted on the streets of NYC looking ridiculously flawless, this time with the baby blue Prada Spazzolato Frame Bag in hand. (Her designer bag of choice last week was the Givenchy Antigona Satchel.) Her form-fitting frock, in case you were wondering, is Victoria Beckham.
This is usually the point where I would start to poke metaphorical holes in our featured celebrity’s picture-perfect life. “Yeah,” I’d say, in so many words, “She can get her hands on any designer bag she wants with one little phone call, but her (relevant career) choices SUCK.” It’s my way of belittling their sheer, irrefutable celebrity with my stubby little snark stick. This week however, I’m calling “Uncle”. Miranda Kerr’s been in a bazillion different international editions of Vogue, she’s married to Orlando Bloom, she has an adorable one year old, she’s soul-crushingly beautiful, and she has one of the most enviable designer wardrobes/rockin’ bods in the biz. You win Miranda Kerr. You win. I can only pray that you’re insanely boring.
If you want to get a little of the Miranda Kerr Magic for yourself, her handbag can be had for $2950 via Neiman Marcus.