Time for some real talk, y’all: My television froze several times last night during the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion, including during some parts that I’m sure were quite funny and/or interesting but will sadly not be included in this recap. Them’s the breaks when you have Comcast, and I suspect I wasn’t the only one having technical difficulties.

But that doesn’t mean I can’t recap what I did see, which is exactly what I intend to do after the jump. Because this was a reunion with no narrative arc or story to follow, however, this recap is a little different. Instead of a retelling, we’re going to cover the ten most interesting things that we learned. Or at least that I learned while my cable was acting right.

1. Kyle knows how much a gallone milk costs. Sort of, anyway. All of the housewives looked momentarily terrified when that question came up, but Kyle was only 20 cents off, which didn’t surprise me. Of all the cast members, she would have been the one that I would have guessed is most likely to go grocery shopping for herself. Well, Kim probably does too, but it became clear as the review wore on that Kim wasn’t in the position to be answering any spur-of-the-moment questions.

2. Lisa’s house is 17,000 square feet. She has to page her husband over the house’s speaker system in order to find him, although one would think that she could just release the pack of tiny dogs to lead her to him by scent. Maybe that’s what they do, but Lisa just didn’t want to admit it on television. I like that mental picture so much that I’m going to go with that, even if it’s not strictly the truth. I don’t like to be hemmed in by reality all the time.

3. Everything was about the divorce. If Camille got called out for saying anything remotely nasty, she immediately demurred and blamed her bad attitude on her divorce stress. She said that Kyle’s husband wasn’t as good as her husband because of their careers? Kelsey wasn’t returning her phone calls. She said that she’s 30% busier than everyone else? Her marriage was already falling apart at that point. At one point, Andy said that she kept throwing things in the “divorce bucket” and gave her some major side-eye, which should indicate that everyone’s favorite gay uncle in the basement is a lot smarter than he sometimes acts.

4. Kim was drunk. So we don’t actually know that, in the factual way, but I know it in the same way that I know that unicorns don’t exist. Despite occasionally making a good point here and there (mostly about the hypocrisy of Taylor’s threatening violents and how she tends to play all sides in a conflict), she seemed to be barely holding on to her focus most of the time and was completely unable to sustain an interaction with someone after firing her opening salvo. Also, the whole thing was a little slurry, methinks. But maybe she talks like that when she’s sober too?

5. Camille thinks that everyone in America thinks she’s delusional just because Kyle said it. And if that, in and of itself, didn’t prove that she’s actually delusional, I don’t know what would. Kyle isn’t magic (and for most of the reunion, she didn’t even come off as all that sympathetic), we don’t believe her just because she tells us things, particularly things that are opinions. The giant mountain of videotaped evidence is much more convincing than anything shrieked by another housewife when it comes to demonstrating Camille’s tenuous grasp on reality.

6. Taylor isn’t getting rid of her lip implant. As she shouldn’t. Surgery sucks, any kind of surgery, and Taylor has plenty of nasty, snark-worth qualities that don’t involve her physical appearance, so if you’re picking on her lip implant, you’re not trying hard enough. A little generalized Botox jab here and there with our ladies is all in good fun, but I still don’t entirely understand why Taylor’s mouth makes people so angry. I’ve seen worse work.

7. Taylor doesn’t think that she stirred trouble in New York or that she plays both sides of conflicts. Remember how we said that there was plenty of evidence that Camille was delusional? Well, add Taylor to the list. People who go around telling others all the things others have said about them when they’ve clearly just been in a fight are stirring trouble, even if it’s the nasty lizard part of their brain that’s telling them to do it and not an entirely conscious thought process. As for playing both sides, I don’t even think I need to elaborate on that. Drunk Kim explained it pretty clearly.

8. Camille is getting in excess of $40 million in her divorce. Andy asked her for a figure and she wouldn’t give it, nor would she confirm the much talked about $50 million number, but when he said that he thought it was going to be in more than $40 million, she didn’t deny it and made one of those faces where you knew she was just dying to tell us what she knows but didn’t want to get a nasty call from her lawyer later or jeopardize her giant settlement. We all know Camille; if she could, she would have given us every last detail of just how rich she’s going to be.

9. Andy Cohen is Lisa’s poor friend. And that’s only one of the hilarious things that Lisa said last night. The montage of her making jokes about sex and poking boobs and being otherwise hilariously British made sitting through the whole mess worth it, and now that Cedric is officially gone, I’d like to know where to submit my formal application to be Lisa’s sidekick.

10. Lisa is Adrienne’s poor friend. Whoever wrote in to the reunion and asked Lisa to comment on Adrienne’s net worth because Adrienne surely wouldn’t was brilliant, and I would like to give a tip of my hat to that person. And naturally, Lisa did so by suggesting that if she were as rich as Adrienne, she wouldn’t be on the show, but rather sitting in bed with chocolates and a gigolo. And not the dog, either.

Share Your Thoughts With Us

  • Marianna

    Well Amanda, you did it again! Even with cable hiccups going on, you managed to give us all a great synopsis with witty insight! It sounds like you really didn’t miss much of anything. Thanks!

  • c.c.

    Lips is a nasty piece of work. Who wouldn’t be, with the life she leads. She’s hanging on by a thread to that horrible husband. Funny that Kyle doesn’t step in to defend her sister even a little bit. She just nods that square heard of hers and clutches Taylors hand.

    Say what you want about Kim, but check out her IMB page. I think she probably did support her wacky family growing up. She has a drinking problem? Big whoop. So does 80% of Hollywood. And lets face it, who doesn’t have someone in their family that has had or has issues? Poor taste to make fun of the poor women who probably has problems confronting people even in the best of circumstances. If anyone treated my sister the way Taylor treated Kim I would have knocked her off the couch.

    Camille is Camille. I don’t think she’s a particularly nice person, but probably not quite as bad as she appeared to be on TV. Not that it wasn’t her fault. I’d give her a pass if it wasn’t for that awlful friend she brought to dinner.

    She’ll be back and clean up her act the way Ramono did after season one.

    • Dayna

      Very well said!!!

    • Handbag Lover

      Bravo Honey, Bravo! I love the Lips comment. LOLOL

    • JenG

      I agree making fun of Kim who has a drinking problem, just isn’t funny!

    • Aj

      c.c. you totally hit the nail on the head! Ugh I can’t stand Taylor. Whenever she and Kim talk about the airport/NY thing, Taylor always has to turn it into “Kim didn’t defend Kyle,” totally avoiding the topic of Taylor saying that Camille was insecure or whatever she said at the airport. And why does Taylor only get defensive to Kim? Lisa was the one saying that Taylor stirred the pot, and Taylor said NOTHING to Lisa about that, wasn’t mad at all. That’s because Taylor wants to be associated with Lisa (because Lisa’s rich and connected) and Taylor couldn’t care less about Kim because Kim can’t benefit Taylor in any way. Taylor is a total social climber, and it is so annoying.

  • shallowgal

    I can’t even tell you the cost of a gallon of milk. whew. sometimes the comments & questions that Andy chooses to read from viewers are indeed ridiculous.
    Great recap, Amanda. Looks like they are saving “the good stuff” for part 2 ~ or let’s hope so.
    lol @ Camille in re-writing her entire life out of the bottom of the “divorce bucket”.

    • Kate M

      I’ve never understood those questions, more often aimed at politicians, about the price of basic necessities like milk and stamps. I’m a middle-aged, middle-class mom and have no idea. They’re necessities…they cost what they cost.

      • Manuela

        While I understood the philosophy behind that question, I still didn’t like it for the same reason. I only buy milk by the quart because my beloved insists upon drinking it out of the carton; hence we must all have our own quarantined quart. Kyle’s answer seemed plausible to me. Give that woman a gallon of milk and a satchel of gold. Thanks for playing!

    • I don’t have any idea how much a gallon of milk costs either. I would have guessed $3.

      • Matthew

        Organic or conventional? That would have been my response.

  • NANCY

    I can’t believe you didn’t comment on Kyle DYNASTY dress with the bedazzled epalauts! The 70’s called; they want that dress back.
    And while I’m on Kyle – Crystal Gayle called (FROM the 80’s) – she wants her hair back. Her constant fussing and primping with her hair is obnoxious. I think she “hides” behind it. A good 6-10″ cut off would be such an improvement. It just looks out of date, and makes her look like Cousin Itt from the Adams Family.
    They DID have a trip to the grocery store in a segment about Kim – and while I’m nitpicking – is it really that hard to have a few reusable, cloth bags in your car)? I am amazed at people – usually the ones who have 4-6 kids, too – who trash the planet with the plastic bags. It’s not like every store on the planet doesn’t sell reuseable bags for a buck or two. How about a tiny little effort to save the planet?!!
    Okay, I feel better now…

    • Manuela

      If my own hair were as thick, I’d have Kyle’s hairstyle. Not gonna fault the ‘do.

      But all the dresses besides Taylor’s were Just. Hideous. 80’s throwbacks from hell. Kyle looked like a Robert Plant video chick. Adrienne looked like a cheerleader dressed up at my sophmore prom (88’; U best represent!)

      Kim was very “Dynasty”; Amanda, you nailed it!

  • m1ni

    I actually like Kyle’s hair, she looked fab as always. The earrings was a bit much maybe. Meanwhile Lisa was really dripping with diamonds. Love all of her jewelries. You’r right Amanda, Taylor came second in the delusional bucket. Her lips..urghh nasty joker lizard.

  • RedHead

    *Amanda – Andy tweeted last nite during the show that he knew that many viewers were having trouble watching RHOBH due to a cable issue. In my experience when anyone says “cable issue” they usually really mean a “Comcast problem”. My experience is that Comcast $ucks. A lot*

    Headlines from last nite in my mind:

    “Taylor and Kyle Battle It Out For Title Of Real Meanest Girl on RHOBH”

    “Taylor Is A Master At Manipulation” (*Kim may have been tipsy last nite but she was coherent enough to accurately and pointedly remind Taylor what a hypocrite she is when it comes to her anti-violence stance. Yes Taylor we WILL stop talking about your charity…if you just let us open a little can of Oklahoma on your a$$)

    “Camille Makes Huge Strides In Making Herself Look Sympathetic…While At The Same Time Making Kyle Look Catty And Small”

    “Adrienne Voted Kindest Housewife Of All The Real Housewives Shows -Also Wins The Class Act Award”

    Ladies last nite at the end of the show I couldn’t decide who I wanted to Bioche slap more: Taylor or Kyle. **My question: Why doesn’t Adrienne let her husband do her plastic surgery I wonder??

    • Manuela

      Well-put, Redhead, about Taylor deflecting personal critisism by making it look like Kim was attacking her pet charity. Umm..no, Taylor. Kim pointing out your blantant hypocracy in that you’ll threaten a sad drunk lady long before meekly asking your own husband for a little respect.

      • RedHead

        Here! Here!

  • Lorie

    I saw the whole entire thing, and I’m pretty sure you didn’t miss anything on your list. There was a whole big section of Camille and Kyle going over and over and over the whole original fight. The horse is long dead. Can they please stop beating it? It’s not even THAT much to argue over. Seriously. So Kyle may or may not think that no one is interested in Camille without Kelsey – BIG WHOOPTY FLIP. Does it matter? No one’s life support is connected to it. No one lost a limb or their life. Move on for mercy’s sake. I’m so over them already.

    Sorry, I sort of lost my mind for a minute. My point was that you covered everything, and I completely agree with all of it.

    Can’t wait to see it Tuesday night when Ken apparently goes off about the whole Cedric situation.

    • Lorie

      I was saying move on to Kyle and Camille – not to you, Amanda or anyone who comments. Just wanted to clear that up. I want those two to move on.

    • gpc

      I missed the part at the end for the next week’s episode and Ken’s comments about Cedric. Did any catch the jist of that?

    • NYCINMD

      Lorie,
      love your comment made me LOL

  • Rachel

    Whew that Taylor is a piece of work and Kim needs to get away from her and Kyle. When Kim was rightly pointing out Taylor’s manipulations, Taylor turned to Kyle and whispered “should we talk about her state of mind at the dinner” and Kyle did not check her. My best friends mother is an alcoholic but I would never pit her against her mother or make snide comments to her about her mother. Taylor is a horrible person and Kyles allows her to be horrible to her sister.

    Camille came off very likable and sympathetic. I hate to say it I like her much more than Kyle and Taylor. RUN KIM!!!!!

    • JenG

      I second that!

  • Sue

    It’s so funny…when I see repeated episodes this season I’ve been watching Kim and she seemed sober except for at that rich man’s home when she met Martin and the last epi. As for last night, she looked great…and totally sober to me. She’s probably gathering her thoughts for next week when she will be on the hot seat.

  • Jamie

    Since the season finale, I am finding it very difficult to watch this show. I enjoy the shallowness and the cattiness of all of the casts, and the trainwrecks are embarrassingly compelling. But, I find the meanness and the (what I think is clearly) abuse toward Kim by her sister and her sister’s “friend” Taylor to be very difficult to watch. It’s one thing if everyone is on a level playing field. Kim is clearly needing some help right now. To abuse her so viciously on national TV when she is clearly not up for it is simply unfair. I really hope that Kyle appears more supportive as a sister to Kim on part 2 Tuesday. I understand that they must have a complicated relationship, but she truly does come across as a bully, and her relationship with Taylor is even more poison.

  • PhotoGirl

    I suppose Andy couldn’t admit that it was a Comcast problem since Comcast now owns NBC which owns Bravo. All that by way of saying I missed the whole thing! Thank heaven for your recap, Amanda!

    I’m not sure I’ll be watching the NY, NJ or OC housewives, so that’s it for me for a while.

    (BTW, I love Kyle’s hair and, although I just bought some yesterday, I have no idea what a gallon of milk costs, either. It is what it is. I, too, looked at Kim’s IMDB page. Man! She worked her a$$ off for years. If she is, in fact, an alcoholic, I can better understand now how it might have happened. But if she was supporting her family, I look to her parents to answer for that, not Kyle, who was, after all, just a child at the time.)

  • Lynn

    Oh Amanda, you really need a BravoTV gig!

  • Liz

    I have enjoyed Amanda’s comments on this show, as much as I liked watching it.

    I have to say that Kim reminds me of my best friend, who died 4 years ago[at the hands of her boyfriend] and she also had a drinking problem.

    When you see someone that you love going down that road it is very hard to stop it. And when they are gone,suddenly, you are left with a lot of pain and what if’s.

    Kyle should see this now and do what ever it takes to save her sister.

    And dump Taylor, she is bad news.

    • Sis of an Alcoholic

      THANK YOU!!! We need to campaign to stop the insanity!
      Bravo, Kyle and the rest of the housewives need to require Kim’s sobriety before filming with her. This could be life saving.

  • Pam

    After last night’s show, I have to say Taylor Lips is now the most hated housewife in America. I feel sorry for Camille and Kim. Taylor is a weak bully and looks for the most vulnerable target on the show–Kim. Most bullies are victims in their own home and we can all guess the identity of Taylor’s biggest bully. I really wish Kim could get some solid therapy and then snag the role of a lifetime just to show her evil sister.

  • merileee

    i think the reason why people dislike taylor’s lips so much is because there is a strange line that runs along her top lip. it is distracting to watch someone talk when their lips look like that. also, her lips remind me of jeff lewis from flipping out and people always comment about his as well.

  • Sonja B

    Okay, this is what I see;#1, Camille just had her attny re-negotiate her contract-unlike any other RH’s..Stating that if she is not happy with the reunion show, she does not have to come back for season 2!! That is the reason Andy and the other HW’s are putting up with her shite,…and she is smelling like the rose @ the reunion! #2 Taylor,..you are /were the unpopular girl in high school,….Like Jill from RHYNY,…you can’t handle it,… you manipulated your way into getting Adrianne to be your child’s Godmother,..Which sealed the deal with a Malouf!, I can imagine,..your children were school friend’s,…what was she going to say,…kind of like getting preggers,…seal the deal .. Now you can’t hold your own place, so you have to draw the attention away,..kick the looser,…My but aren’t you the little planner…Anyway, now that you “think” you are in,..you still are so socially unconnected,..as you are to your husband,…imagine, actually liking him or falling in love,…that you need to ask for help,…another story, another day,…You can’t naturally fit in,…so you manipulate the focus to other’s arguments,…which you so conveniently start,…When Kyle walked up,…YOU actually asked Kim “Why ARE YOU starting drama”!!!! poetically timed!! Dear,…Who started,…I think Kim was sitting,…oh,…she stood up and “made you defend Kyle for LV,…just as Lisa “made you” confront
    Kim at a very public party you “hosted for yourself”,..sorry but, hell Russell didn’t care enough to give a proper toast,..couldn’t stage that one,…now you are flaunting your relationship with Kyle in front of Lisa!! Don’t be sillier girlfriend,..Lisa, has far too much class to ever be jealous of you,..she is smart enough to be wary/beware!. Why would Camille attack Kyle,…if you said Kim said something about her?,…that never made sense to me.
    #3 Why, does no one remember Cammille sitting by/in the pool saying how much better she is sleeping now that Kelsey is not with her in Hawaii, as IF he was trying to poke her all night !!! Now,she has been cut off for 10 yrs!! Andy will make her the sweetheart to keep her,..b/c that’s her new contract say’s no one can be mean to her or she can quit ..like watching Jerry Springer with a debutante clause!!

    • suz

      …..”like watching Springer with a debutante clause”. Love it!!

  • chloebagfreak

    Amanda, Great recap as always!
    My cable was going out too, right before the show (TimeWarner cable). You hit all the main points and didn’t miss much. I still don’t like Camille, but in this show I really got to see that Taylor is truly the most dangerous one. The looks she gave Kim and the fact that he brought up her “opening a can of Oklahoma” again when Kim said she only says what people want to hear, was very SKEEERY! I originally liked Taylor in a superficial way, and had some sympathy for her upbringing and hideous husband. After tonight she showed herself to be truly a covertly hostile woman, who would probably have taken Kim out back had she had the chance. To pick on someone who is already down is awful and evil. Behind that happy smile, and friendly demeanor, walks a zombie who drinks the sorrow and hopelessness from weaker people. I pity her daughter!
    Kyle was behaving oddly silent and I think she was processing her battle with Kim. I really can’t imagine what those two sisters are going through, but its so sad.
    Camille did put everything into the”Divorce Basket” as I knew she would. One thing I don’t understand is, why does she think her husband is “bigger than life and beloved?” He is an OK actor, but nothing I’d ever be in awe of.
    Adrienne and Lisa seem to be the normal ones, if that is possible. They seem to have their own real successes in their lives.

    • pam

      First of all, Great Recap, to the blog author!

      To answer your question about Camille’s delusions about the importance of her passe’ husband’s place in America’s heart, I’d say it just all buys into her own legends about herself. She truly is narcissistic … although maybe that will change. There is nothing more humbling than getting schooled in the notion of hubris.

      I think Kyle pulls off the hair really well, is a very beautiful woman (she and Kim actually look real). I think she has made some real mistakes where her sister is concerned, and will feel the fallout from that. Kim is socially awkward and does seem to have a problem staying coherent when she drinks, but she sees those women for what they are better than any of their mirrors or plastic surgeons.

      Did anyone else notice Taylor getting ready to throw down when comments about Camille were read? “that commenter would have a real problem if they made those comments around any of us …” Taylor seems to do just fine standing up for herself, so I’m not buying her victimhood with her drip of a husband or with Kim (or anyone else for that matter–that woman CAN open some Oklahoma on someone’s ass, remember the episode with she and Adrienne kick boxing?) She lacks charm and authenticity.

      Finally, like many of us, I have some empathy for Camille now, but I don’t give her a pass for her bad behavior all season. She made her bed and will need to lie in it for a while. Come back next season and show us how you’ve grown, Camille, but don’t pretend like Kyle dictates the national psyche on who is delusional, and recognize that you really were a first-class snob/beyotch but you have learned. Hope you find someone who makes you feel more secure, truly.

  • Sonja B

    Okay, this is what I see;#1, Camille just had her attny re-negotiate her contract-unlike any other RH’s..Stating that if she is not happy with the reunion show, she does not have to come back for season 2!! That is the reason Andy and the other HW’s are putting up with her shite,…and she is smelling like the rose @ the reunion! #2 Taylor,..you are /were the unpopular girl in high school,….Like Jill from RHYNY,…you can’t handle it,…It goes straight to your head and you manipulated your way into getting Adrianne to be your child’s Godmother,..Which sealed the deal with a Malouf!, I can imagine,..your children were school friend’s,.Really?,…way to snag that title!!..what was she going to say,…kind of like getting preggers,…seal the deal .. Now you can’t hold your own place/ attn as a cool girl, so you have to draw the attention away,..kick the looser,…My but aren’t you the little planner…Anyway, now that you “think” you are in,..you still are so socially unconnected,..as you are to your husband,…imagine, actually liking him or falling in love,…that you need to ask for help,…another story, another day,…You can’t naturally fit in,…so you manipulate the focus to other’s arguments,…which you so conveniently start,…When Kyle walked up,…YOU actually asked Kim “Why ARE YOU starting drama”!!!! poetically timed!! Dear,…Who started,…I think Kim was sitting,…oh,…she stood up and “made you defend Kyle for LV,…just as Lisa “made you” confront
    Kim at a very public party you “hosted for yourself”,..sorry but, hell Russell didn’t care enough to give a proper toast,..couldn’t stage that one,…now you are flaunting your relationship with Kyle in front of Lisa!! Don’t be sillier girlfriend,..Lisa, has far too much class to ever be jealous of you,..she is smart enough to be wary/beware!. Why would Camille attack Kyle,…if you said Kim said something about her?,…that never made sense to me.
    #3 Why, does no one remember Cammille sitting by/in the pool saying how much better she is sleeping now that Kelsey is not with her in Hawaii, as IF he was trying to poke her all night !!! Now,she has been cut off for 10 yrs!! Andy will make her the sweetheart to keep her,..b/c that’s her new contract say’s no one can be mean to her or she can quit ..like watching Jerry Springer with a debutante clause!!

    • Sonja B

      Double post,…please delete,…I’m trying to on the second one,..thank you, Amanda.

  • amy

    I thought Kim was drunk the whole time. She had such a huge delayed reaction to some of Taylor’s remarks, its was like “seriously! dead silence, say something?”
    Im soo happy Lisa got rid of Cedric, however Part 2 clips of what her hubby said, makes me think WTF? but yay for knowing he is formally kicked out.
    I would watch the show if it was just Lisa and Adrienne, i love em.

  • Sue

    I just think Kyle should support her sister more..no matter what. She is suppose to check Taylor on her foolishness against her sister.

  • Dcet

    Amanda
    You’re recaps are great. I too have to jump on the dislike Taylor band wagon. She really comes from a place of mean spiritedness. I hope Kyle smartens up about her because the two of them together is not a good look. I also don’t believe Russell is that bad. I think she just has the hots for Kyle’s husband.

  • Bagolicious

    As for the cost of milk? I have no idea, as I have a dairy allergy. LOL!

  • OMG

    Really! Have you ever had to be in the presence of an alcoholic and had to pretend that everything was normal? I think Kyle has been doing that for so long that she finally lost it.Totally understandable, but, what’s unforgivable is that she is doing it so publicly. She needs to get her priorities straight, shut down the cameras and get some family therapy before seeking any more fame and fortune.

  • Engrmom

    Taylor and Camille are great playing victims when they’re the instagators and blame everybody else when they get caught. Typical sociopath behavior.

  • Matthew

    Kim is very adept at playing the victim. I feel no sympathy for her and believe she brings a lot of her issues on herself. Kyle has a strong personality and Kim sometimes gets lost behind it. But that doesn’t make Kyle a bad person. I agree that Taylor is at fault in terms of her fights with Kim, and Kyle certainly isn’t without any faults, but Kim is weak, looking for someone to take pity on her, and needs to build some confidence from within. No one can do that fir her, Kyle included.

    • S

      I don’t think anyone thinks its Kyle’s fault for being stronger than her sister. I think people just find her constant berating and her final limo attack incredibly unkind. There are plenty of people out there with weaker siblings and some of them even have to “help out” their siblings. And I’m sure plenty of them (with less money than Kyle) handle it much more gracefully than Kyle has.

  • Manuela

    I disagree that Kim was drinking or drunk in this portion of the reunion. I rather think that she was behaving like a dry alcoholic: shy, insecure, unsure of heself. Without alcohol or anything else propping her up, of course Kim was vulnerable and exposed. In her place, I’d slur from sheer terror, too.

    Camille, on the other hand, appeared to me to be well-versed by highly-paid PR…like Amanda said, every little bit of crap spewed from Camille over the season went neatly into the “Divorce Bucket.”. Sista, PLEASE. If I didn’t have my wits about me, my Lisa-like forgiving, maternal nature might be inclined to believe that crap. But after enduring the other cast members enduring Camille’s garbage (not to mention Camille’s own MOTHER), I’m not sucked into Camille’s one instance of “being human.”

    • Sonja B

      Exactly,..if she “looks bad” on the reunion show,..she doesn’t have to renew for season 2,…What showed Camille for who she is were her own words, talking to the camera,…and you could tell camera’men’. Sheesh…the shoulders,…eye flutters, what about the “pecking order”. Wonder who Mauricio works for now?….

  • erica

    You’re so awesome! I like how you broke down this reunion. Very exact. You could be a lawyer!! Can’t wait to see your write-up for ATL Houswives!

  • S

    Amanda, I was wondering how you were going to recap this reunion – well done :) I disagree with one thing on the list. I really think there are people stupid enough to believe what Kyle says even if its just her opinion. From the start, Kyle started describing herself. She “doesn’t like conflict,” her sister’s judgmental but Kyle’s not afraid to be herself. I think people bought into that. I’m always wary when people go out of there way to describe themselves and others because they later show me they are nothing like the way they pretend to be. I don’t think a “real” person would go around gossiping about her own sister and start cursing at housewives at the start of a conflict. And I feel bad for Camille. People picked sides from the start and don’t seem to mind how catty Kyle is to her. Its like they don’t want to switch teams or something. Just to clarify I’m not talking about anyone on this blog :) I figured from the questions asked during the reunion.

  • RUSTY

    Here is my catty REAL HOUSEWIVES comment “I may not know the exact price of a gallon of milk but at least I can SPELL it!!!

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