You guys, my day was kind of meh yesterday and my hormones are making me a crazy person, but when Megs called me to tell me about this article, it totally turned it around. My love for the Real Housewives of New York is fairly well-documented to those that know me, and my love for Alex and Simon in particular has grown this season. They seem kind of nice and normal, I think, particularly when juxtaposed with megatwit and enemy of all things intelligent and logical Kelly Killoren Bensimon. Plus, I liked their renovation a lot more than I liked Jill’s (they used the same color scheme that I have in my bedroom!), but don’t tell her that, because I’m fairly sure she’d cut me.
Anyway, when asked by NBC New York about the actual, real-life color of Kelly’s ridiculously over-tanned skin (my friend from New Jersey would call her “too tan for February”), Simon responded that it changes every day (which is kind of what we suspected), and also mentioned that the ladies on the Blog and Forum refer to her as Kleather. BAH. You mean girls are famous now! All thanks to our dear friend Simon.
The mean girl in me really hopes that Kelly already knew we called her Kleather, and that if all that Botox allows her to frown, that she did when she heard it. I think my little grinch heart just shrank two sizes.