Here’s Portia de Rossi, trying to sidestep the paparazzi while leaving a hair salon in LA. If you’re startled by her short new ‘do, Portia apparently chopped off her long, wavy blond locks sometime this summer, FYI. (Missed that newsbite completely.) Less shocking: You’ll notice Portia is carrying a black Hermes Birkin. Let us all take a moment to pay homage to the most popular celeb arm candy on the planet.
For those of you who have trouble distinguishing Portia de Rossi (the real human being) with Lindsay Bluth Funke (the fictional character from Arrested Development), allow me to provide an update. As you AD fans may already know, a fourth season of AD is currently in production, and a movie is reportedly in the works! (Though seriously, that’s been a rumor ever since the show went off the air). The fourth season will be released episode by episode on Netflix. And if that movie never pans out? Well, you know what they say: “There’s always money in the banana stand…”