Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you make lemonade, but then you hide most of the lemonade and just pretend that you spilled it all. But then your fans are like, "I really thought she had a ton of lemonade. I'm confused now." And then the feds investigate and you get convicted of bankruptcy fraud—it's a celebrity tale as old as time. (Not really, but seriously you guys, make use of our nation's countless accountants and tax attorneys. Pay your taxes, don't try to game the system, and don't ever assume you'll ever get away with anything.) Also, we need your help with even more mystery bags. This summer is chock full of 'em.
Abby Lee Miller
Here's Dance Moms' Abby Lee Miller literally enjoying her final days of freedom at Craig's. She reported to prison on Wednesday, where she will serve a sentence of one year and one day. She's carrying a Prada Wristlet, which is probably the flashiest thing you'd want to carry before heading to jail for bankruptcy fraud. Shop Prada via Net-a-Porter
On a lighter note, here's Ashlee Simpson with her daughter and husband at LAX. Ashlee is carrying a beautiful black croc-embossed Saint Laurent Sac de Jour, and I'm happy to report that she is NOT heading to jail any time soon. Shop the Saint Laurent Sac de Jour Bag via Neiman Marcus ($3,350)
Céline Dion donned this ensemble on her way to play a show in Lyon. She's carrying a bright white Céline Clasp Bag. In case you missed it, here's a full rundown of all the recent couture looks Celine Dion has worn while exiting the Royal Monceau in Paris in the last few weeks. Shop Céline Bags via Vestiaire Collective
Paps spotted supermodel Karolina Kurkova carrying this white quilted Chanel Classic Flap on the streets of NYC. That giant rock on her finger is a little more eye-catching, though. Shop Chanel Bags via Vestiaire Collective
Kelly Rowland carried this black mystery tote with her initials on it recently while doing a little shopping with her son in Beverly Hills. It's so simple, yet the designer name eludes us. It's very Mansur Gavriel-like, but it's not quite right.
Finally, we have Pink with a rainbow-colored mystery clutch in NYC. (Summer is slim pickings for celeb bags sometimes, you guys.)