Ashlee gets a nose job, Jessica gets John Mayer, and now both enjoy pouting and looking woeful wherever they go. Poor Simpson sister’s, I sure do feel bad for them. Their little mansions, their little bank accounts, their little plastic surgeons, their little boyfriends. Boo-hoo. Perfectly matching woeful pouts, Jessica and Ashlee were snapped separately but acting as if they had the same feeling plastered on their face. My eyes scanned the pictures for their bags, and that is the true facet that I care for when it comes to these two gals. Ashlee was sporting a YSL Downtown Tote in red patent leather while Jessica was sporting a Louis Vuitton Monogram Speedy. Buy the YSL Downtown Tote via Saks and the Louis Vuitton Speedy for $620.