Apparently heiress and celebutante Paris Hilton, like, just now heard about this whole World Cup thingy that’s going on over in Africa or wherever. Paris doesn’t appear to understand exactly what the World Cup entails, since she thinks it requires her to bring every piece of Louis Vuitton luggage on the planet (presumably to hold all of her rhinestone-encrusted vuvuzelas), but she’s going anyway. Has anyone told her that the US was already eliminated?

I know that Paris doesn’t seem all that quick on the uptake, so it doesn’t particularly surprise me that it took her over two weeks to figure out that, hey, there’s a world event going on! A lot of cameras are there! It’s sort of like Cannes, but with balls! [Insert Paris Hilton/balls joke here.]

Ok, maybe I’m just jealous. Of her trip to the World Cup AND her Louis Vuitton luggage. And also, her proximity to hot soccer players. Yes, that’s what stings the most.

UPDATE: We now know why Paris needed so much luggage – to hold all of her weed.

Picture via Paris’s Twitter account.

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  • Hannah

    LOL!!!! but it’s just so Paris – slow, dumb and showy…

    • growlightkits

      I think she made you mad lol

  • oliver

    I hope she doesn’t read the Dana Thomas book, Deluxe: How Luxury Lost it’s Lustre. If she does, she’ll quickly discover that all that plastic LV luggage is only somewhat worthless.

  • Samantha

    Hmm, it looks a bit like an ad though? I mean, there are LV shopping bags and big, huge trunks…

  • Amy Beth

    It’s all LV, but it’s not matching luggage. It looks funny!

  • 19yearslater

    Wow, apparently it’s Paris’s job to carry all of the uniforms and balls. Why else would she need so much luggage?

  • oliver

    Samantha you are spot on. It’s most likely an ad for the Hilton in Paris France.

    • Debi Stanley

      Oliver & Sam…Maybe its a new Ad campaign for LV. They should pay her. It probably will generate just as much as an LV ad. Maybe more because it’s not fake models staring into space. Wait, it is a fake model staring into space…

  • Lorie

    Yawn… Just another photo opp for her. One piece of LV luggage doesn’t get attention, but an entire store’s inventory attracts a lot of attention.

  • Couturecoco

    I am really allergic to this person! Ugh!

  • Sam

    she probably saw LV’s main website and saw the likes of Pele and Maradona featured and asked some questions – now I’m sure she’s football’s #1 fan.

    ooooph!

  • cece

    did LV pay for her trip?? LOL

  • Nee

    i’m actually sitting in South Africa watching the Ghana/Uruguay game on TV. Does Paris know how fake LVs have overtaken the SA market??? Really, she makes it look like she bought all the rubbish at the local flea markets:(

  • Moonchild

    I cannot stand Paris. She is just an empty-headed moron with too much money on her hands.
    (Sorries, but that’s my opinion.) :-) :-)

    I am jealous of her great LV luggage, though. :-)
    I’m also jealous that she gets to go to the World Cup. :-)

  • Loquita

    Anything to get attention…Paris Hilton will do *anything* to get attention (she certainly got ours here, didn’t she?) Sigh. What a waste of brain juice.

  • Ronaldo

    I’ll be surprised if she doesn’t leave the World Cup in a media swirl…

  • Lauren

    I personally love Paris Hilton. Now, while she is definitely not someone I aspire to be, she is a very savvy business woman. Yes she has had an easy life and probably didn’t want for anything as a child but she’s created a brand based off her name and so when people call her an “empty-headed moron (@moonchild)” you may want to take another look. She has built an empire for herself, as well as an impressive Louis travel collection.

    Also, one more thing to think about – if everyone hates her and thinks she only wants attention, why are you all sitting her giving it to her by commenting on this post?

    • jen

      “She has built an empire for herself, as well as an impressive Louis travel collection.”

      Well if that’s all she achieved in her life… I feel very sorry for her. Egoism and overpriced bags! Yay.

      • Moonchild

        Jen, I so much agree with you. :-)

    • Moonchild

      Lauren, Paris is an empty-headed moron.
      She had everything handed to her and I personally do not think that she was the one who created a brand based off her name, she had people do that for her. Having lots and lots of money will do that for you. You only have to give your name and people will create the brand/people will buy it because you’re “famous” (just for doing absolutely nothing with your life, partying all the time and throwing away money you have not personally earned.)

  • Sakyie

    Man, I thought she vanished years ago. I guess when other “fauxlebrities” get too much attention she has to do SOMETHING to remain relevant. She should take lessons from her former Simple Life co-star, Nicole Richie, and settle down!

  • Handbag Lover

    This chile is really crazy! Nice luggage tho :/. lol

  • Leona

    Wow…

    Ok one has to ask – in this day in age, how stupid do you have to be to carry illegal drugs across national borders. Good grief.

  • Lauren

    @jen – If you would have read my entire post, you’d realize the argument i was making was that she has accomplished more in her life than just building an impressive Louis collection. I was just commenting on her bags, which is what this site is about anyway.

  • GeorgiaPeachy

    Well, if she was looking for publicity … she got it. What a loser…I hope they stone her.

  • I Tso

    OMG!! I LOVE the luggage. WHO’S PARIS???? is she a celebrity?

  • r15324

    Why is she brining shopping bags as well?

  • Cassy

    The weed story was actually a lie and completely fake FYI b

    • It wasn’t fake – it happened, but the charges were dropped. The CNN link in the post has the details.

      • Lisa

        I believe the fake part and lie are per tmz. They got the arresting
        officer to talk. He said it absolutely was Paris smoking weed, but the charges were dropped, because the other girl took the blame. Tmz said her entourage lied to protect her.

        I know the tpf frowns on hating on celebs, ie the I hate PH thread.
        This whole review just comes off pretty vicious. Seems very inconsistent. I don’t even like her and think this is OTT, it’s a verbal lashing not even a review.

  • oliver

    “She has built an empire for herself, as well as an impressive Louis travel collection.”

    Huh? One does not build an impressive Louis Vuitton collection….one simply walks into any LV store and buys the stuff. It’s not as if any of it is old or rare….or valuable, for that matter.

  • Lauren

    @Moonchild – Whether she has personally done it or had someone do it for her, there would be no empire without the Paris Hilton name so yes, she has created it for herself.

    @Oliver – I was referring to built as in acquired. Just because something isn’t rare doesn’t mean you can’t build it. People build their handbag collections whether they are Louis Vuitton and Chanel or Hermes. Also, Louis Vuitton luggage is a lot more valuable than you are giving it credit for (or at least deserves a better pronoun than “stuff”). I would beg to pose the question how many Louis Vuitton items you have in your collection as well as why a male is reading a site called The PurseBlog.

    • Moonchild

      Lauren, woah, you really don’t like your beloved Paris being criticized, do you?

      Amanda is right, there is really no reason to get into arguments over this, but I just want to say one last thing…Paris has not built an “empire”. If anyone has built one, it was her great-grandfather Conrad Hilton, who founded the Hilton Hotels. It’s because of him she can have her lifestyle and can have people make a brand based off her name today.

      • Lauren

        I don’t like when people criticize my “beloved” Paris without knowing anything about her. I just want to say one last thing – while her great-grandfather initially started the [overall] Hilton empire, Paris has written books and developed perfume lines without the help of any family members (and before you even think to bring up the money that may have helped her do it, developing a perfume line and writing books are not expensive tasks). You obviously have no business smarts or you would know that Paris has marketed herself both as a person and as a brand.

  • C’mon guys, no reason to get in arguments over something as truly inconsequential as Paris Hilton’s luggage.

    • Lauren

      Sorry Amanda! You are right, that was immature to engage in an argument because of a woman’s luggage! Have a good fourth!

  • Moonchild

    Lauren, you really have no idea what you’re talking about.
    You do not know me and have therefore no right to tell me that I “don’t know anything” or “have no business smarts”.
    I really don’t feel like continuing this argument with you, it’s just not worth it.
    You have your opinion and I have mine. End of story.
    Have a nice day! :-)

  • kemilia

    Wow, Paris sure does generates discussion–either we love her or hate her.

    That aside, that is a heck of a lot of LV and when I saw this picture earlier, it really made me stop and really study it (I did not know there were multi-colored suitcases).

    It does appear to be an ad with the shopping bags, though, and with Paris sitting there, it got free press.

  • Tiffany

    WOW! That’s alot of LV! What a show-off!! LOL

  • reneeo

    I think that much LV luggage just says, “Rob me!” I try to keep a low profile when traveling to Africa.

  • jc_girl

    It seems that Paris has to bring million-dollar worth of Louis Vuitton bags to the world cup. Well, that’s her style and choice. Gosh!! Nothing but LV. Amazing. Paris , can I have of those? I like the one. hehe

  • merve

    Its so obviously a LV photo op. They even have LV shopping bags strategically placed in the backround. To be honest i find Paris Hilton. this photo and her so called luggage collection hilarious. She is so ridiculous (saw her wearing tiny skirt and top with 5 inch heels in Aspen!!!!)that its quite entertaining.

  • mochababe73

    I’m not going to trash Paris. There’s enough of that going around. I’ve liked her and Nicole Richie since the Simple Life days. Paris has taken the dumb blonde schtick and made an empire of it.
    I love the pink LV luggage. It’s very pretty.

    • Lauren

      Finally someone who sees eye to eye with me!

      • anita

        i love Paris
        she is not a dumb blonde
        she is a money making machine!

  • Hannah

    omggg i would die for that large one she is sitting on!! i want one to make into a coffee table with a piece of glass on top soooo badddd

  • Sonya

    I love Louis Vuitton, they are an absolute wonderful luxury good designer.

  • Miss.Cherie

    Is this a louis vuitton ad? :D haha I worry about her…

  • BeautifulBasics

    Wow…did Louis Vuitton give her a big bonus check in order to flaunt so many Louie’s in one pic :) She does look pretty stylish!

    http://myworld.ebay.com/BeautifulBasics

  • Erin

    forgot about her
    thought she withered up and floated away

  • Alma

    This is all full of marijuana, unfortunately! Just kidding, Love this!

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  • Kormillionaire

    Wow, as if Paris! lol….

    “I am never seen, always mentioned, and internationally known” K. Sadler

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  • Tony

    Paris Hilton is truly an idiot! No explanation needed, just follow her life and words coming out of her mouth.

  • Nicole Gitobu

    like how cheap is she like have have 3x more than that

  • dothy

    She has all sorts of LV bags! She really needs to show those off, huh? (ipad)

  • beanyce126

    i didnt know paris models for LV now. (ipad)

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