Apparently heiress and celebutante Paris Hilton, like, just now heard about this whole World Cup thingy that’s going on over in Africa or wherever. Paris doesn’t appear to understand exactly what the World Cup entails, since she thinks it requires her to bring every piece of Louis Vuitton luggage on the planet (presumably to hold all of her rhinestone-encrusted vuvuzelas), but she’s going anyway. Has anyone told her that the US was already eliminated?

I know that Paris doesn’t seem all that quick on the uptake, so it doesn’t particularly surprise me that it took her over two weeks to figure out that, hey, there’s a world event going on! A lot of cameras are there! It’s sort of like Cannes, but with balls! [Insert Paris Hilton/balls joke here.]

Ok, maybe I’m just jealous. Of her trip to the World Cup AND her Louis Vuitton luggage. And also, her proximity to hot soccer players. Yes, that’s what stings the most.

UPDATE: We now know why Paris needed so much luggage – to hold all of her weed.

Picture via Paris’s Twitter account.

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Hannah
Hannah
11 years ago

LOL!!!! but it’s just so Paris – slow, dumb and showy…

growlightkits
growlightkits
11 years ago
Reply to  Hannah

I think she made you mad lol

oliver
oliver
11 years ago

I hope she doesn’t read the Dana Thomas book, Deluxe: How Luxury Lost it’s Lustre. If she does, she’ll quickly discover that all that plastic LV luggage is only somewhat worthless.

Samantha
Samantha
11 years ago

Hmm, it looks a bit like an ad though? I mean, there are LV shopping bags and big, huge trunks…

Amy Beth
Amy Beth
11 years ago

It’s all LV, but it’s not matching luggage. It looks funny!

19yearslater
19yearslater
11 years ago

Wow, apparently it’s Paris’s job to carry all of the uniforms and balls. Why else would she need so much luggage?

oliver
oliver
11 years ago

Samantha you are spot on. It’s most likely an ad for the Hilton in Paris France.

Debi Stanley
Debi Stanley
11 years ago
Reply to  oliver

Oliver & Sam…Maybe its a new Ad campaign for LV. They should pay her. It probably will generate just as much as an LV ad. Maybe more because it’s not fake models staring into space. Wait, it is a fake model staring into space…

Lorie
Lorie
11 years ago

Yawn… Just another photo opp for her. One piece of LV luggage doesn’t get attention, but an entire store’s inventory attracts a lot of attention.

Couturecoco
Couturecoco
11 years ago

I am really allergic to this person! Ugh!

Sam
Sam
11 years ago

she probably saw LV’s main website and saw the likes of Pele and Maradona featured and asked some questions – now I’m sure she’s football’s #1 fan.

ooooph!

cece
cece
11 years ago

did LV pay for her trip?? LOL

Nee
Nee
11 years ago

i’m actually sitting in South Africa watching the Ghana/Uruguay game on TV. Does Paris know how fake LVs have overtaken the SA market??? Really, she makes it look like she bought all the rubbish at the local flea markets:(

Moonchild
Moonchild
11 years ago

I cannot stand Paris. She is just an empty-headed moron with too much money on her hands.
(Sorries, but that’s my opinion.) 🙂 🙂

I am jealous of her great LV luggage, though. 🙂
I’m also jealous that she gets to go to the World Cup. 🙂

Loquita
Loquita
11 years ago

Anything to get attention…Paris Hilton will do *anything* to get attention (she certainly got ours here, didn’t she?) Sigh. What a waste of brain juice.

Ronaldo
Ronaldo
11 years ago

I’ll be surprised if she doesn’t leave the World Cup in a media swirl…

Lauren
Lauren
11 years ago

I personally love Paris Hilton. Now, while she is definitely not someone I aspire to be, she is a very savvy business woman. Yes she has had an easy life and probably didn’t want for anything as a child but she’s created a brand based off her name and so when people call her an “empty-headed moron (@moonchild)” you may want to take another look. She has built an empire for herself, as well as an impressive Louis travel collection.

Also, one more thing to think about – if everyone hates her and thinks she only wants attention, why are you all sitting her giving it to her by commenting on this post?

Moonchild
Moonchild
11 years ago
Reply to  Lauren

Lauren, Paris is an empty-headed moron.
She had everything handed to her and I personally do not think that she was the one who created a brand based off her name, she had people do that for her. Having lots and lots of money will do that for you. You only have to give your name and people will create the brand/people will buy it because you’re “famous” (just for doing absolutely nothing with your life, partying all the time and throwing away money you have not personally earned.)

jen
jen
11 years ago
Reply to  Lauren

“She has built an empire for herself, as well as an impressive Louis travel collection.”

Well if that’s all she achieved in her life… I feel very sorry for her. Egoism and overpriced bags! Yay.

Moonchild
Moonchild
11 years ago
Reply to  jen

Jen, I so much agree with you. 🙂

Sakyie
Sakyie
11 years ago

Man, I thought she vanished years ago. I guess when other “fauxlebrities” get too much attention she has to do SOMETHING to remain relevant. She should take lessons from her former Simple Life co-star, Nicole Richie, and settle down!

Handbag Lover
Handbag Lover
11 years ago

This chile is really crazy! Nice luggage tho :/. lol

Leona
Leona
11 years ago

Wow…

Ok one has to ask – in this day in age, how stupid do you have to be to carry illegal drugs across national borders. Good grief.

Lauren
Lauren
11 years ago

@jen – If you would have read my entire post, you’d realize the argument i was making was that she has accomplished more in her life than just building an impressive Louis collection. I was just commenting on her bags, which is what this site is about anyway.

GeorgiaPeachy
GeorgiaPeachy
11 years ago

Well, if she was looking for publicity … she got it. What a loser…I hope they stone her.

I Tso
I Tso
11 years ago

OMG!! I LOVE the luggage. WHO’S PARIS???? is she a celebrity?

r15324
r15324
11 years ago

Why is she brining shopping bags as well?

Cassy
Cassy
11 years ago

The weed story was actually a lie and completely fake FYI b

Lisa
Lisa
11 years ago
Reply to  Amanda Mull

I believe the fake part and lie are per tmz. They got the arresting
officer to talk. He said it absolutely was Paris smoking weed, but the charges were dropped, because the other girl took the blame. Tmz said her entourage lied to protect her.

I know the tpf frowns on hating on celebs, ie the I hate PH thread.
This whole review just comes off pretty vicious. Seems very inconsistent. I don’t even like her and think this is OTT, it’s a verbal lashing not even a review.

oliver
oliver
11 years ago

“She has built an empire for herself, as well as an impressive Louis travel collection.”

Huh? One does not build an impressive Louis Vuitton collection….one simply walks into any LV store and buys the stuff. It’s not as if any of it is old or rare….or valuable, for that matter.

Lauren
Lauren
11 years ago

@Moonchild – Whether she has personally done it or had someone do it for her, there would be no empire without the Paris Hilton name so yes, she has created it for herself.

@Oliver – I was referring to built as in acquired. Just because something isn’t rare doesn’t mean you can’t build it. People build their handbag collections whether they are Louis Vuitton and Chanel or Hermes. Also, Louis Vuitton luggage is a lot more valuable than you are giving it credit for (or at least deserves a better pronoun than “stuff”). I would beg to pose the question how many Louis Vuitton items you have in your collection as well as why a male is reading a site called The PurseBlog.

Moonchild
Moonchild
11 years ago
Reply to  Lauren

Lauren, woah, you really don’t like your beloved Paris being criticized, do you?

Amanda is right, there is really no reason to get into arguments over this, but I just want to say one last thing…Paris has not built an “empire”. If anyone has built one, it was her great-grandfather Conrad Hilton, who founded the Hilton Hotels. It’s because of him she can have her lifestyle and can have people make a brand based off her name today.

Lauren
Lauren
11 years ago
Reply to  Moonchild

I don’t like when people criticize my “beloved” Paris without knowing anything about her. I just want to say one last thing – while her great-grandfather initially started the [overall] Hilton empire, Paris has written books and developed perfume lines without the help of any family members (and before you even think to bring up the money that may have helped her do it, developing a perfume line and writing books are not expensive tasks). You obviously have no business smarts or you would know that Paris has marketed herself both as a person and as a brand.

Lauren
Lauren
11 years ago
Reply to  Amanda Mull

Sorry Amanda! You are right, that was immature to engage in an argument because of a woman’s luggage! Have a good fourth!

Moonchild
Moonchild
11 years ago

Lauren, you really have no idea what you’re talking about.
You do not know me and have therefore no right to tell me that I “don’t know anything” or “have no business smarts”.
I really don’t feel like continuing this argument with you, it’s just not worth it.
You have your opinion and I have mine. End of story.
Have a nice day! 🙂

kemilia
kemilia
11 years ago

Wow, Paris sure does generates discussion–either we love her or hate her.

That aside, that is a heck of a lot of LV and when I saw this picture earlier, it really made me stop and really study it (I did not know there were multi-colored suitcases).

It does appear to be an ad with the shopping bags, though, and with Paris sitting there, it got free press.

Tiffany
Tiffany
11 years ago

WOW! That’s alot of LV! What a show-off!! LOL

reneeo
reneeo
11 years ago

I think that much LV luggage just says, “Rob me!” I try to keep a low profile when traveling to Africa.

jc_girl
jc_girl
11 years ago

It seems that Paris has to bring million-dollar worth of Louis Vuitton bags to the world cup. Well, that’s her style and choice. Gosh!! Nothing but LV. Amazing. Paris , can I have of those? I like the one. hehe

merve
merve
11 years ago

Its so obviously a LV photo op. They even have LV shopping bags strategically placed in the backround. To be honest i find Paris Hilton. this photo and her so called luggage collection hilarious. She is so ridiculous (saw her wearing tiny skirt and top with 5 inch heels in Aspen!!!!)that its quite entertaining.

mochababe73
mochababe73
11 years ago

I’m not going to trash Paris. There’s enough of that going around. I’ve liked her and Nicole Richie since the Simple Life days. Paris has taken the dumb blonde schtick and made an empire of it.
I love the pink LV luggage. It’s very pretty.

Lauren
Lauren
11 years ago
Reply to  mochababe73

Finally someone who sees eye to eye with me!

anita
anita
11 years ago
Reply to  Lauren

i love Paris
she is not a dumb blonde
she is a money making machine!

Hannah
Hannah
11 years ago

omggg i would die for that large one she is sitting on!! i want one to make into a coffee table with a piece of glass on top soooo badddd

Sonya
Sonya
11 years ago

I love Louis Vuitton, they are an absolute wonderful luxury good designer.

Miss.Cherie
Miss.Cherie
11 years ago

Is this a louis vuitton ad? 😀 haha I worry about her…

BeautifulBasics
BeautifulBasics
11 years ago

Wow…did Louis Vuitton give her a big bonus check in order to flaunt so many Louie’s in one pic 🙂 She does look pretty stylish!

http://myworld.ebay.com/BeautifulBasics

Erin
Erin
11 years ago

forgot about her
thought she withered up and floated away

Alma
Alma
11 years ago

This is all full of marijuana, unfortunately! Just kidding, Love this!

growlightkits
growlightkits
11 years ago

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Kormillionaire
Kormillionaire
11 years ago

Wow, as if Paris! lol….

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Tony
Tony
11 years ago

Paris Hilton is truly an idiot! No explanation needed, just follow her life and words coming out of her mouth.

Nicole Gitobu
Nicole Gitobu
11 years ago

like how cheap is she like have have 3x more than that

dothy
dothy
10 years ago

She has all sorts of LV bags! She really needs to show those off, huh? (ipad)

beanyce126
beanyce126
10 years ago

i didnt know paris models for LV now. (ipad)

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