If you could see me now, you would see me chuckling or on the verge of cackling thinking about Paris Hilton going to jail for 45 days. Be that as it may, I do not wish jail on anyone that does not deserve it, but it makes me laugh that Paris Hilton truly believes the system failed her. I hate when I get a DUI and am not allowed to drive, but do it anyway, and then have to go to jail. Life is sooooo unfair, cry! And Paris, word of wisdom from little old me, step away from the motorized vehicle, NOW! Not trying to taunt her, but this may be one of the last times we can play Name that Bag with Paris Hilton for 45 whole days. So let’s do it, can you name that bag?
Close up of the soon-to-be-jail-bird after the jump!