Dear Mr. Joel Silver,
I would like to humbly request an invite to your 2016 Memorial Day Pool Party. I know I’m making this request a full year in advance, but I’m allowing you plenty of time to get your ridiculously impressive, A-lister guest list completely nailed down before you start letting in randos like me. Also, is it acceptable to wear an oversized t-shirt over my swimwear as I lounge pool-side, or would that be considered gauche? Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE my body, but I also love myself too much to stand next to Kate Beckinsale in a bikini. Also, does anyone actually get in the pool, or is this really just more of a ~conceptual~ pool party?
Yours sincerely,
Emily
Bella Thorne
Chanel Messenger Bag
Forget the Met Ball; why isn’t Joel Silver’s annual Memorial Day Pool Party a much bigger deal? Here’s Bella Thorne, exiting said party with a graffiti-ridden Chanel Messenger Bag.
Cindy Crawford
Louis Vuitton x Richard Prince Heartbreak Tote
No, this is not a Throwback Thursday; this is a recent pic of Cindy Crawford, weaving through LAX with a Louis Vuitton-Richard Prince collab tote from Spring 2008. What you may immediately perceive as stains and fades on this bag are actually completely intentional.
Gwyneth Paltrow
Chanel Frame Tote
Here’s Gwyneth Palthrow, shielding her face from the paparazzi at JFK with an attractive quilted Chanel Frame Tote. Yes, we promise that’s Gwyneth.
Kate Beckinsale
Proenza Schouler PS1 Pouch
Shop Proenza Schouler via mytheresa.com
Kate Beckinsale always gets an invite to Joel Silver’s big Memorial Day shindig, and I imagine her name is always at the top of the list. Here she is leaving Joel Silver’s pool party with a cute neon yellow PS1 mini.
Kate Hudson
Versace Acacia Flap Bag
$1,625 via Forzieri
Here’s Kate Hudson, grabbing some liquid refreshment at The Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf in Malibu with a little yellow bag of her own. Have you heard? Yellow is really hot this week.
Kendall Jenner
Hermès Jige Clutch
Kendall Jenner looks super bored at the Monaco Grand Prix, but she’s wearing exactly what a supermodel should wear to such an event, right down to her bright white Hermès clutch. (Do they even allow you to carry other brands in Monaco? Probably not.) In her defense, it is just a bunch of cars going in a loop until someone is declared the winner.
Petra Nemcova
Miu Miu Matelassé Top Handle Bag
$2,325 via mytheresa.com
Petra Nemcova was recently spotted leaving Cannes via the Nice Airport with a most attractive little white Miu Miu.
Rihanna
Mandy Coon Bunny Backpack
And now for something completely different! Here’s a newly red-headed (!!!) Rihanna, heading to an art gallery in NYC after dinner with a Mandy Coon Bunny Backpack, which she seems pretty enamored with.
Is #3 the CC Delivery tote?
yes, from last year collection
I don’t think so as the Delivery Tote looks like a Classic Flap with a handle on top. Gwyneth’s has more of a gusset on the sides.
I love your witty writing! Its more fun than the bags.
…and how much does Kendall Jenner weigh? Like 3 pounds?
Well, she’s a runway model, so I’m assuming she’s around 100-110 lbs.
Why does it matter, though?
Because people like to hate on slim women nowadays. ????
Can anyone ID Gwneth’s gold watch?
It’s the Rolex Cosmograph Daytona
Thank you Dylan – in my dreams… 🙂
Mine too girl. I couldn’t see spending Birkin money on a watch, you know? I treated myself to a Chanel J12 last week but that’s the most expensive I would go! I prefer saving for bags.
Rihanna is such a tool.
Rude much?
Not at all. Trashy that many KAD drnkers call style
Great post, but the Monaco Gran Prix isn’t raced around a track. It’s done on the streets of Monaco. Very tight turns and corners. This isn’t NASCAR:) And no, I don’t think they let you carry anything other than Hermes in Monte Carlo. If you’re not wearing a few million in accessories, you’re not dressed.
That Miu Miu is terrible