Despite the fact that most of us are at least a little bit desensitized to the exorbitant prices of designer bags, making the decision to actually pull the trigger and splurge is a mental exercise that always serves as a reminder they do, in fact, cost a sometimes-incredible amount of money. Spending that much on anything, even if you have plenty of money to spend, is an emotional process that most of us know all too well, with its high highs of delivery confirmation and the low lows of assessing the damage via online banking. Below, we break down the step-by-step process of buying a designer bag, from love at first sight to the triumphant Instagram at the end of it all.
1. When you first see a bag you love
2. When you see the price
3. When you start negotiating with yourself
4. When you shop around, hoping to find a sale or free shipping or SOMETHING
5. When you decide that free shipping is, in fact, a great deal
6. When you convince yourself to sleep on it and decide in the morning
7. When you go back to visit the bag’s page
8. When you check your bank account
9. When you ask your friends if they think you should buy it
10. When you talk yourself into it
11. When you frantically type in your shipping info before you can talk yourself back out of it
12. When you see the order confirmation email
13. When you continuously refresh the tracking info
14. When you realize you cannot afford to go out for at least a month
15. When the tracking info finally says “out for delivery”
16. When you unbox your new bag
17. When you revel in the afterglow of your purchase
Lol, my friends are exactly like Miranda and Samantha.
Anjum Hameed
11 years ago
What a post!!…spot on!!…
bryologue
11 years ago
OMG hahaha totally apprpriate GIFs!
SPA
11 years ago
Every single bit – 100% true!!! love the post!
Tanvi
11 years ago
YOU GOT IT SPOT ON RIGHT!!!! Hahahah
Colleen Giannone
11 years ago
I am crying I am laughing so hard because that’s exactly what’s like!!! LMFAO
jen
11 years ago
You read my mind for sure!!!1
mel
11 years ago
This is spot on! Haha. I’ve went through all these when I bought my PS1 online.
mel
11 years ago
This is spot on! Haha. I’ve went through all these when I bought my PS1 online.
LC
11 years ago
all so true.
Sarah
11 years ago
Love it! sooo true (except I buy it in store for total experience!)
be_minfull
10 years ago
awesssommmeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelli Tinker
10 years ago
Hysterical!!!
Jan Marilynfan Levitan
10 years ago
This ABSOLUTELY made my morning! I could not stop laughing out loud- and I mean hard!!! Thank U — Just 100% accurate!!
aden01
9 years ago
how come… , another human being can feel the exact same thing with another human ? i mean,, those steps are really wht happened to me. like… EXACTLY!!!
LOL.
anonymouSY.
9 years ago
this is amazing! haha love love love it!
Imgoingbroke
8 years ago
#15 is the best kind of day!
Marta
8 years ago
YES.
Mounandback
8 years ago
So so true !!
kaly
8 years ago
GENIUS!!!! Thanks for the best thing I’ve seen all day!!! 🙂
Gia
8 years ago
So me. So true.
I am laughing hysterically at the dog typing. That was me last night at 2am ordering a Balenciaga bag from Neimans.
this is oh so true.
The Nina Garcia gif is the best, 🙂
I love this post. Hilarious and so true!
This has got to be the best post so far! Totally can relate to this!
All of this is 110% true.
hahahaah every step is perfect to a T
LOL best post ever. This is exactly how it is with me.
All my friends are like Samantha and Miranda — total enablers…..
And I wouldn’t have it any other way! Haha!!
Lol, this is amazing. Good post.
great, funny and 1000% true
AMAZING!
Story of my existence! haha. I do #11 in the late late hours of the day when there are no witnesses!
Truth!!! Haha, these posts today are fantastic! Keep em coming!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! BEST. POST. EVER!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! BEST. POST. EVER!!!!
love this!!! #12 is the best.
OMG. This is the BEST. blog. post. EVER!
When are yall posting the giveaway?????
2 p.m.
OMG…all hilarious but I almost spit out my drink at #15!!! So true!!!
Absolutely genius. It is so true. This is exactly how things are from the first step to the last! Congrats!
Thats soo so funny!!!! and I can relate to every step of it!!!!
Omg I absolutely love this post! Forwarding to many friends right now! Post 15 is the best.. Falcor!
OMG BEST POST. I was smiling the entire time! SO true!
So, so true!!
absolutely hilarious…..baw baw….love the doggie!!!!
SOOO TRUE. LOL Nailed it.
Can you do next one on how your bag was sold out/you missed the deal?:))
GREAT IDEA! That’s the next one for sure!
SOOO TRUE. LOL Nailed it.
Can you do next one on how your bag was sold out/you missed the deal?:))
Oh my gosh! This is so hilarious but yet so true!
PERFECTION
YES! This is EXACTLY how it goes. You’ve captured it perfectly.
IT´S SOOOOO TRUE!!!!!! Love it! OMG,OMG, OMG!
I could not stop laughing! This is so accurate haha. Favorite purseblog post 🙂
like Phillip answered I cannot believe that you can make $9890 in 4 weeks on the computer.try this website on `my` `prof1le`
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Love this
Right now I am totally at No. 6:
When you convince yourself to sleep on it and decide in the morning
And am currently being haunted by the inevitable No. 14, should I make the purchase:
When you realize you cannot afford to go out for at least a month
Why couldn’t I have a love for cheap things? Like chapstick or gum?
This is the best thing in the world!!!!
This is the BEST post EVER! And I have been reading since 2007!!!!!!!!!!
So true
So true
where’s the part where you get the visa bill?
Should just post a pic of a coffin!
lol #17. Go ravens! And purses!
lol #17. Go ravens! And purses!
Lol, my friends are exactly like Miranda and Samantha.
What a post!!…spot on!!…
OMG hahaha totally apprpriate GIFs!
Every single bit – 100% true!!! love the post!
YOU GOT IT SPOT ON RIGHT!!!! Hahahah
I am crying I am laughing so hard because that’s exactly what’s like!!! LMFAO
You read my mind for sure!!!1
This is spot on! Haha. I’ve went through all these when I bought my PS1 online.
This is spot on! Haha. I’ve went through all these when I bought my PS1 online.
all so true.
Love it! sooo true (except I buy it in store for total experience!)
awesssommmeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hysterical!!!
This ABSOLUTELY made my morning! I could not stop laughing out loud- and I mean hard!!! Thank U — Just 100% accurate!!
how come… , another human being can feel the exact same thing with another human ? i mean,, those steps are really wht happened to me. like… EXACTLY!!!
LOL.
this is amazing! haha love love love it!
#15 is the best kind of day!
YES.
So so true !!
GENIUS!!!! Thanks for the best thing I’ve seen all day!!! 🙂
So me. So true.
I am laughing hysterically at the dog typing. That was me last night at 2am ordering a Balenciaga bag from Neimans.