Listicles    National Handbag Day

What Your Fall 2015 Bag Says About You

We’ve inched one day closer to our favorite day of the year, National Handbag Day, and we’re still thick in the midst of preparation and celebration. (Not that we don’t celebrate bags every day, because: duh.) Today, we’re taking a close look at some of Fall 2015’s most popular pieces, and I’ve read my tea leaves to see who it is who might be picking these pieces up for the season.

Take a look at see if your fall pick is included below; if not, leave it in the comments and I’ll give as many people fun facts about themselves as I can.

Céline Belt Bag
$2,400 via Céline

You’ve never been to Paris Fashion Week and don’t plan to go, but you have envisioned how you’d look in street style photos at the Tuileries.

Celine-Belt-Bag

Altuzarra Ghianda Crocodile Bullrope Hobo Bag
$28,000 via Barneys

You once got bored and looked into the kind of permits required to keep a leopard as a household pet.

Altuzarra-Ghianda-Crocodile-Bullrope-Hobo

Chloé Hudson Bag
$1,890 via Net-a-Porter

You have a Pinterest board dedicated entirely to Chiara Ferragni, and it’s public.

Chloe-Hudson-Mini-Bag

Givenchy Nightingale Bag
$2,450 via Neiman Marcus

You have a Pinterest board dedicated entirely to the Kardashian-Jenners, but it’s private.

Givenchy-Nightingale-Bag

Chanel Mosaic Boy Bag

Your Chanel sales associate texted you a picture of this bag from the lookbook before it arrived because she felt like you already had enough plain Boy Bags. (She wasn’t wrong.)

Chanel-Mosaic-Boy-Bag

Gucci Dionysus Blooms Bag
$2,700 via Gucci

You’ve seen Blow-Up too many times, or maybe just enough times.

Gucci-Dionysus-Blooms-Bag

Moschino Quilted Graffiti Shoulder Bag
$1,795 via Neiman Marcus

You’ve been defending Miley Cyrus’s naked antics for years, but even your patience with her is wearing a little thin after the VMAs.

Moschino-Graffiti-Print-Flap-Bag

Louis Vuitton Malletage Alma Bag
$4,700 via Louis Vuitton

When you were a kid, all the other girls had little white Keds. You had little black Keds.

Louis-Vuitton-Malletage-Alma-Bag

Loewe Puzzle Bag
$2,690 via Neiman Marcus

When you arrive at your local Issey Miyake boutique, they greet your warmly.

Loewe-Puzzle-Bag

Prada Inside Bag
$3,450 via Bergdorf Goodman

Men are sometimes a little afraid of you, but in, like, a sexy way, sort of.

Prada-Inside-Bag

Fendi Micro Shearling Peekaboo Bag
$1,950 via Net-a-Porter

Your friends think you’re a little high-maintenance and they sometimes complain about it (In a loving way!) (Usually!) when you’re not around.

Fendi-Micro-Shearling-Peekaboo-Bag

MZ Wallace Oxford Medium Tote
$215 via Bloomingdale’s

You ride front row at SoulCycle or you do. not. go.

MZ-Wallace-Oxford-Tote

MCM Stark Side Stud Mini Backpack
$650 via Neiman Marcus

You’ve blasted “Hotline Bling” so many times in your headphones at work that the girl who sits next to you knows the words to it now.

MCM-Stark-Side-Studded-Backpack

Christian Dior Lady Dior Bag

You have spent a lot of time in your life considering the finer points of flower arrangements. And not just, like, for your wedding. For your life.

Christian-Dior-Lady-Dior-Embroidered-Bag

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Lisa
Lisa
8 years ago

What a wonderful, witty post! Made my morning!

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Kim Span
8 years ago
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missarewa
missarewa
8 years ago

love this! the malletage alma looks so luxurious.

Pam
Pam
8 years ago

Ha, love this! I have a puzzle bag, and it’s true that I do like more offbeat and unusual fashion!

Helene Gardner Kaufman
Helene Gardner Kaufman
8 years ago

You are so right on! Thanks for this fun read!

Handbag Divas
Handbag Divas
8 years ago

This is such a great post! Love it. We recently indulged in this Fendi peekaboo bag. What do you think it says about us? – Armed and ready?

Megs Mahoney Dusil
Megs Mahoney Dusil
8 years ago
Reply to  Handbag Divas

I’ll make sure Amanda adds her touch here for you! (ps you look fab!!)

KloeF
KloeF
8 years ago

Hah – Great post! I love it 🙂

seres
seres
8 years ago

Very good! I think you read my mind word for word on the Fendi Micro Shearling

Sparkletastic
Sparkletastic
8 years ago

Ok. So, is there a camera in my house? Every time you do one of these you “get” me and my friends crack up in solidarity with your description. *hides the Dior that arrived yesterday behind the flowers she just arranged*

Megs Mahoney Dusil
Megs Mahoney Dusil
8 years ago
Reply to  Sparkletastic

Would love to see you cracking up like that!!!

Jennifer
Jennifer
8 years ago

hahaha dead on!

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Dead accurate at the Moschino one, lol.

Suzanne
Suzanne
8 years ago

Hahaha I laughed really hard at this. Great post.

Vicky
Vicky
8 years ago

It’s good to know people find me sexy. 😉

mary
mary
8 years ago

i don’t get slide 9 . Can somebody…

FashionableLena
FashionableLena
8 years ago
Reply to  mary

The only thing that I can think of is that it’s reminiscent of the Issey Miyake Bao Bao bag. I don’t get it either.

Lily
Lily
8 years ago

Basically, if someone owns a Lady Dior they think they are European royalty.

Lily
Lily
8 years ago
Reply to  Lily

Slide 1 is how I feel about Celine bags in general, since they are trying way too hard.

sbuxaddict
sbuxaddict
8 years ago

The chanel one has me dying laughing hahahaha! I WISH!

AcadieAnne
AcadieAnne
8 years ago

I just found this post, but #8 is so true! It’s still on the top of my wishlist; I ended up getting a dark epi Alma instead.