We don't actually have a staff photographer parked outside of various hotels at Cannes, but I'm very much starting to pretend that we do, and it's me, and all I do is sit in a patio chair under an umbrella at the Hotel Martinez while supermodels happily pose for me, because why else are they here? I'm wearing sunglasses and chain-smoking (because it is France) and none of the other paparazzi try to elbow me out of the way, because I exude cool and I am slightly intimidating in my velvet beret. The beret is how you know that it's a fantasy.
Adriana Lima was spotted outside of the absurdly popular Hotel Martinez at Cannes carrying the palest blue Fendi FF Embossed Logo Bag.
Jospephine Skriver was also seen hanging out by the umbrellas at Hotel Martinez with a black Chanel Boy Bag.
Here's Kendall Jenner, finally making her grand entrance at Nice airport on Wednesday with an extra plump Birkin in tow. She's en route to Cannes, of course.
Russian supermodel Natasha Poly was spotted at the Hotel Martinez on Wednesday carrying the most adorable little Stella McCartney Falabella Mini Bag I've seen in some time.
Izabel Goulart is still giddy about the film festival, and she's been there practically since Day 1. Here she is heading back into the Hotel Martinez with an orange Fendi Mon Tresor Bucket Bag.
Elle Fanning has made quite a splash at Cannes already, and her sister Dakota is late to the game. Here's Dakota, wrangling her Dior Book Tote (a popular festival choice) and Louis Vuitton Keepall Bandouliere.
We'll leave Cannes behind now to catch up with a few celebs outside of France. Charli XCX was spotted outside of Global radio studios in London carrying a Balenciaga Bazar Shopper Tote. This is the "XXS" version.
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