Anyone care to take a guess as to why I’m writing about this bag? Anyone? No? Ok. Well, I’m writing about the Versace Turquoise Fox Hexagonal Tote purely for my own entertainment. As of late, more or less everything Versace does makes me want to punch someone in the face (and even if one of their bags isn’t bad, the price is atrocious), so when my mom somehow found this bag and emailed it to me earlier this morning, I couldn’t NOT take the chance to make fun of them. And really, this bag is more deserving of ridicule than any other that I’ve seen lately.

Versace Turquoise Fox Hexagonal Tote

It looks like the Cookie Monster and Snuffleupagus had sex, and the resulting baby was skinned and turned into a handbag (yes, I had to Google to find out how to spell ‘Snuffleupagus’ I thought it had more F’s, personally). That kind of violence against muppets will certainly not be tolerated here at PurseBlog, and the immense cruelty towards children’s entertainment that Versace has shown with this handbag will not soon be forgotten. For shame, Donatella. What are you going to do next, skin the Florida Gator’s mascot and make a clutch out of it? Actually, on second thought, I would be completely ok with that. Just stay away from Big Bird. Buy through Bluefly for $3532.99.

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  • Cindy

    This bag is hilarious… thanks for the laugh :)

    • Shelley

      OH MY GOD, YOU KILLED A FOX FOR THIS, THEY ARE SKINNED ALIVE AND IT’S A HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING THING THEY DO TO MAKE A HANDBAG, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!! SHAME ON YOU!!!!!

  • Cindy

    I might add that I’m not sure I would carry this bag if you paid me $3532.99!

  • Rochelle K

    Wow – I think this is the first handbag I’ve ever seen that would actually TERRIFY my neice, as I can only imagine her first impression would be that I purchased a handbag that came as a result of poor Grumpy Bears demise….
    I am totally with you on this one Amanda. This thing is hideous and just goes to show how you “Good Taste” and “Designer Fashion” are not necessarily always one and the same…

  • Zarka

    I think that it looks a purse for tarts and “ladies” in plastic bags waiting around the corners on Sunset Blvd, LA….No class at all…Donatella is loosing it…Really loosing it big time…

  • Hindel

    Very funny!!! I’d wear it on Halloween!

  • mette

    A Barbie bag !

  • Amy

    Cindy, my thoughts exactly. You would have to pay me to own it!

  • Queenmab

    LMAO! And that is one expensive darn muppet bag.
    Maybe whoever wears it can coordinate it with those HUGE fuzzy boots that make you look like you’re part abominable snowman. At least then you’ll be on the Worst Dressed Lists.

  • karolynka

    i love the color though…but def a fug one…

  • Julie

    It could be used as a very expensive duster – hold the handles and dust away!
    I have seen it on Bluefly I think and showed my 4 year old daughter – we had a great laugh!

  • Beth

    That’s just gross. Sorry!

  • wongy74

    I think I’ve seen this bag discussed somewhere on PurseBlog or tPF before. It really does remind me of the cookie monster.

  • Janice

    It looks like a Easter egg color. Pretty color quite different

  • Mama M

    The price quoted above is the SALE price!!! The retail price is $4710.00!!! How vulgar.

  • Jean

    Both prices are absurd! Maybe Donatella isn’t getting out much lately? Does she have young kids? If so, she’s getting too much Sesame Street or Blues Clues!

  • hazel

    Oh no! Who killed cookie monster and made a bag out of him! =(

  • Carolyn

    it is hard to take their other bags seriously when they come out with this

  • Merve

    Oh my god $4000 for blue fluff? What are they thinking? I mean Donatella has gotten put the champagne glasses down and head to the drawing board.

  • dierregi

    Thank you for your post, I always like funny stuff :-)

  • Sarahsaurus

    Oh, I am SO glad I’m not the only one who gets outraged at these Versace monstrosities that keep coming out. If I want a crappy-looking bag made out of coloured fluff I’ll go to my local discount shop and look in the kids’ rejects section, thank you very much.

  • Diana

    for the exorbit price of this bag. the only thing worthwhile about it is the soft fur. but one gotta be blind to enjoy this bag with the pricetag attached.

  • chloehandbags

    Poor fox. :(

    I don’t care how ugly it is – any fur bag is ugly, as far as I’m concerned.

  • Cakebaker

    I want to pet this bag.

  • Amanda R

    Huh. I always thought it was Snuffleufugus. With an extra “f” and no “p”. Guess you learn something new everyday!

    This bag makes me smile. It’s hideous, yes, but it’s extremely interesting to look at, isn’t it?

  • Burberryaholic

    I could see Rhianna carrying this bag…

  • Jennifer

    I agree with your comments on this bag. The amazing thing about it someone will pay the 3500+ for it and be called stylish.

  • Shannon

    yuck, realllly bad 90s. reminds me of those kangol hats with fur that were cool then.

  • Max

    Holy cow.. this is surely terrible. I like the colour, but the fur.. yikes! And the handles.. the hardware.. x_x What was she thinking?

  • Julia

    How terrifying! I looked at the photo again and tried to find something nice about it to say, no luck! I don’t even like the zippers :X

  • Annie

    what were they thinking….?

  • aidan

    well, ive worn such bags before. all furry. and guess what. a tailored white shirt, black skirt, bug eyed sunglass and eleectric blue pumps. zandra rhodes or patricia field…….or has anyone heard of them?

  • bagKrazy!!!

    disgusting…..fl sick jst lookin at it

  • Zari

    i would not wear this bag if it was free, not worth the 3000+ let alone a meer $100 sorry versace. blue and fur do not match lol oh well it gave me a laugh

  • Adrienne zedella

    LOL!!!!!!! fb

  • sugar

    looks like blue from monster’s inc (ipad)

  • poppy

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love this purse!!!!!!!!!!! its so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/UrbMODELgossip Urban Model Gossip

    i love the bag, the color, everything, GENIUS!

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