Real Housewives of Orange County: “That’s good, because I’m naked often.”

I…just…I mean…
Alexis thinks God talks directly to her.
Not in, like, a metaphorical way.
Like, in words.
I wish God would give me hints about life every now and then. I wish he would have told me two days ago to shine a flashlight in my mouth and look in the mirror, because then I would have already known that my tonsils are infected again and I would probably already be on antibiotics. But instead, I snuggled up in my jammies last night with my laptop to watch The Real Housewives of Orange County while already nauseous and dizzy.
Surprise: It didn’t help.




Now this is a bag that reminds me of so much. When I first came across the Marc Jacobs Jennifer Bird Cage Shoulder Bag I couldn’t decide if I loved it or completely hated it. I appreciate how unique it is, however, I have some news for you, there is something else I think of more. For all of you Seinfeld fans out there, you are certainly familiar with the retirement community Jerry’s parents live in Florida, Del Boca Vista. 


Remember the time when Amanda professed her love for the red 



