Well! We’re still sorting things out after Hurricane Sandy around here (and truthfully, I missed the entire thing and am still sorting myself out from an extremely fortuitously timed vacation), so we unfortunately can’t recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills this week. But! But. The good news is that we’re going to be recapping it from here on out because there is simply no more fascinating a train wreck in all of the reality TV universe. Also, because Lisa Vanderpump is awesome, and you can’t tell me otherwise.
The downside (there’s always a downside!) is that the start of Real Housewives means that we’re going to discontinue our recaps of Real Housewives of Miami. It was a good warm-up for Beverly Hills, but we can’t cover both, so RHOBH it is. Feel free to chat about your feelings on the premiere below, and then check back in this place next week for our first Beverly Hills recap!