I’ve never had much of a problem forming an opinion and then expressing it, and although I have plenty of thoughts about the Kaufmanfranco Suede Utility Skirt, as soon as I try to put fingers to keys to articulate those thoughts, only one thing comes out: WTF. I mean. I don’t even…I can’t.
Although this skirt does solve one important handbag problem that I can think of. If you’re out having drinks with your friends and you have one (or four) too many, you’ll never lose your handbag. Unless you lose your skirt, I guess, but if that happens, then losing your purse probably isn’t the biggest of your problems.
I knew a guy in college who liked to wear what he referred to as “utilikilts.” They looked stupid on him, although I think that was part of why he wore them in the first place, and this will look stupid on you. Even worse? It costs nearly two grand, which means that you’ll be paying far more than you ever should for a kitschy, nonbasic skirt that doubles as an extremely expensive fanny pack. Not a good look, girls. Buy through Net-a-Porter for $1895.