Nancy Gonzalez Croc & Fox Tote, $3950 via Neiman Marcus

Nancy Gonzalez usually wows the fashion crowd with her simple, wearable, exotic bags. But even the best fall down sometimes, and I’m afraid this is one of those times for the queen of exotics.

How is this bag on back order? BACK ORDER. That means people already paid $3,950 for this crocodile and fox fur tote and are anxiously awaiting its arrival. I’m trying not to knock it, but I simply cannot get on board with this design. Brown crocodile skin peeks out from behind the Pomeranian-esque fox fur. What better way to describe this bag then to turn to you and ask you to fill in the blank for us. Order via Neiman Marcus for $3,950.

Fill in the blank: The Nancy Gonzalez Croc & Fox Tote is ___________.

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  • rose60610

    Hilarious. I can see women wearing it in swank ski resorts.

  • dela

    …is inspired by a tragic demise of an airhead socialite’s equally airhead furry canine companion that, mistaking a death trap–more commonly known as a crocodile’s jaws–for its cushioned croc carrier, eagerly ran into the crocodile’s hungry mouth while vacationing in the Amazon jungle.

  • aidan

    I LOVE IT!!!!

  • Lala

    This bag is scary. Someone may beat it to death

  • ~bastet

    It looks like a tribble from Star Trek. But with handles.

    • CarolineLondon

      That is EXACTLY what I was going to say!

  • irene

    is…like the behind of a pomeranian puppy with a bad case of bikini or leg waxing .

  • suz

    Poor pomeranians……two bags in as many weeks…..If I had one, I’d keep it locked up at home.

  • SecretCeleb

    Just ugly. That’s all.

  • Megan

    ..like carrying an actual fox.

  • Spazy

    No….not for me. Especially at that price. ;)

  • Lucy

    Looks like they attached the handle to the poor things butt cheeks. All it need is a tail… wait… I think I saw it on an LV Victoria Beckham had on…

  • Merve

    I dont get it… The croc ate the fox? Is that what it is?

  • jen

    It’s ugly, and disgusting. Sorry. But that’s just what so many dead animals on a bag are.

  • Jacki

    This is wrong, just too hairy! I do not like fur, although I love anything crocodile.

  • Megan

    Either you love it or hate it. I choose the latter. The fur does has a purpose for the winter. It warms your hands :)-

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  • Britty

    …an excuse to charge a lot of money for a bag!

  • kouturecrochet.com

    alive and coming to get my children!!! hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

  • Nicole

    CRUEL and UGLY!! Anyone who needs to wear another animal’s fur to feel good about themselves is pathetic, sad and embarrassing.

  • Chele

    Ugh! I guess even the best designers have a major misstep and for Nancy Gonzalez, this croc and fox bag is it.

  • babe

    dead croc & dead fox. what a waste.

  • Lori

    I know I may have a big fat case of leather denial that I am usually carrying some kind of animal, but I don’t want to carry (or wear) anything that resembles an actual animal. Leather is as far as I can go. We aren’t a bunch of cavewomen, we don’t need fur to keep us warm and alive. It’s totally bizarre to me that fur is even still an option.

  • Spaceman_Spiff

    The Nancy Gonzalez Croc & Fox Tote is : The first time a fox ate a crocodile.

    • Musette

      too perfect! thanks!

  • 318Platinum

    In DIRE need of a Brazilian !!!! No, but it’s cute, but that is one Hairy Croc if you ask me!!

  • Patricia

    …roadkill

  • kate

    Surf and turf handbag…

  • Lena

    It’s the new accessory dog, but more convenient

  • karin

    hideous on so many levels

  • Eleanor

    I couldn’t think of anything clever to say – no quips, no nothing. The bag made me cringe when I saw it. I’m not even being hyperbolic! I sort of jumped in my seat, it’s so ugly.

  • Allison

    Trendy.. and it will be passe by the time those who buy it back ordered finally get whats coming to them.

  • Allison

    Trendy.. and it will be passe by the time those who buy it back ordered finally get whats coming to them.

  • AW

    … a dog in need of a shave. The color is horrible and although the overall shape of the bag is fine, the execution makes me sad.

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