Yves Saint Laurent Nadja Mini Hobo

We never walked into the Paris YSL store, just because the sales people inside seemed more stuck up than a p*rn actress with a massive you-know-what in her you-know-where, and gave us unwelcoming looks like we just didn’t even belong there. Fine gents, whatever. We still spotted a rather pretty purple-pink handbag in the show case up front that went for a good amount of European cabbage. Not sure about the amount afterall, but it did rank in the mid-4 digit price range.

For the mortals, there is another sexy way to carry around French designer deliciousness with you. The YSL Nadja Mini Hobo not only sounds like a girlfriend you’d let sublease in your shack, but is also a gorgeous compact hobo by the frechmen that gives our eyeballs orgasmic twitches. The ruffled golden metallic leather floral appliqué looks like it’s blossoming on its front and the straps are held together by golden hardware. Yves Saint Laurent has done a wonderful job on this bag, and you can get your paws on one for $545 at Neiman Marcus.