Pauric Sweeney Padded Patchwork Top Handle

Feb 27, 2009 / Posted in Fugly, Handbags by Amanda Mull.

Pauric Sweeney Padded Patchwork Top Handle in FuchsiaSo, the 1980s throwback trend is, like, a thing. I get that. I’m even a moderate supporter of it, when done correctly. The 80s were a time of excess and fashion-forwardness and questionable taste, and everyone loves that, right? Right. Except when it’s done like the Pauric Sweeney Padded Patchwork Top Handle, I don’t love it. At all. Not even a little. It kind of makes my eyes hurt to look at it. This isn’t just a winking reference to 80s ridiculousness – this is taking something that was already fug back then and making it more fug and more expensive 25 years later. And I, for one, am not fooled and not impressed. In order to do “retro” correctly, a designer has to somehow make it sleeker and more modern than it was to begin with, and there’s nothing about this bag that looks updated in the least. It wasn’t cute then, and it’s not cute now, sadly; it’s a retro-gone-wrong monstrosity. Even if this bag was given to me for free, I sincerely doubt I would wear it to anything but a costume party. Buy through LuisaViaRoma for € 810.00.

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16 Responses to “Pauric Sweeney Padded Patchwork Top Handle”:

  1. Beth says:

    It is everything that Carlos Falchi does so well… done so poorly. Ugh.

    Reply Feb 27, 2009 6:04PM
  2. Speedster70 says:

    Ok so I am closing in on 40 which means all my fashion forward teenage years were in the 80’s and I lived the best and the worst of it all (Madonna gloves included).

    That being said I am in no hurry to relive the Oingo Boingo meets my mother’s Yacht Club 80’s look that is exemplified by this bag… You are right it IS painful to look at.

    Reply Feb 27, 2009 6:31PM
  3. weaslgrl says:

    This looks like the dog got into my fabric scraps bag, ate everything in it, and threw it all up on the kitchen floor.

    Reply Feb 27, 2009 7:08PM
  4. Ping says:

    This bag is fit for the Joker

    Reply Feb 27, 2009 8:13PM
  5. B says:

    Hmm. I’ve got an ’80s party coming up soon… Now, if only that came in a clutch version and was $800 cheaper!

    Reply Feb 28, 2009 12:13AM
  6. deka@thatshideous says:

    that price is a crime

    Reply Feb 28, 2009 12:49AM
  7. me says:

    The return of high tops: good.
    The return of triangles on neon: bad. Very bad.
    I wouldn’t take this bag for free, let alone pay a luxury price for it.

    Reply Feb 28, 2009 3:31AM
  8. holly says:

    Hehehe, this bag make me laugh, it reminds me of one of my barbie’s dresses in the 80s. It’s a bad bag, but at least it is funny.

    Reply Feb 28, 2009 8:20AM
  9. creighbaby says:

    Hot mess

    Reply Feb 28, 2009 3:27PM
  10. Jane H. says:

    Uggh…..

    Reply Feb 28, 2009 3:56PM
  11. Noufa says:

    UGLY UGLY UGLY

    Reply Feb 28, 2009 4:40PM
  12. Anita says:

    Ugliest bag ever.

    Reply Feb 28, 2009 11:54PM
  13. black bacarra says:

    This bag and the price tag that goes with it is an insult to bag lovers everywhere. The only way I would take this bag if it were handed to me with a million dollars/ 10 carat diamond ring/ inside it.

    Reply Mar 1, 2009 4:05AM
  14. Merve says:

    I personally wanna meet anyone who buys this bag.

    Reply Mar 3, 2009 4:16AM
  15. MissLoveChanel says:

    Horrible from its neon base to its scrapheap of triangles and whatever that mismatched blue thing hanging from the side is (a zipper pull, maybe?). Clearly this bag was designed by someone during a sleepwalking episode under the influence of Ambien. Ridiculous. And the price? Even funnier than the bag!

    Reply Mar 4, 2009 4:38PM
  16. Big Bag Girl says:

    Wow, I guess the designer found something to do with all of those left over scraps from the real products. My vote….make it go away.

    Reply Mar 5, 2009 3:05PM

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