Gifts for the Paranoid

Calling all my paranoid sisters out there, this gift guide is for you! Don’t be bashful, we all get a little nervous at times, and whether it be about our personal safety or personal hygiene or ability to text non-stop. I must admit I’ve always run a little more on the anxious side, and I like to prepare for a variety of contigencies. If you have someone on your list this holiday season that is paranoid, we’ve got the most stylish gifts for you to give. And P.S., I don’t like to call it paranoid, I call it overly aware!

Ralph Lauren Home Stag Horn Candelabra
$2295.00 – $2995.00 via Ralph Lauren

This is a beautiful candelabra for winter decoration, right? Right. But you know what else it is? A prodding device you can pick up and use if you think someone has broken into your house.

Christian Louboutin Marquise Spiked Clutch
$1,295 via Net-A-Porter

I’ve always thought Christian Louboutin designed many of his spiked items to double as protective mechanisms. Carry this clutch and you will feel just a little more secure.

Pluggabugg Anti-dust Plug for I-devices
$9.99 via Amazon

I am always paranoid something is going to happen to my phone. There are so many open ports on your iPhone that allow outside things to get inside, and this device keeps out dust, liquids, and debris from the docking port.

Fownes Brothers ‘Basic Tech’ Cashmere Lined Leather Gloves
$46.23 via Nordstrom

Many of us are paranoid about missing an email or text or the latest Angry Birds level. Give the gift of warmth for the hands plus ability to use your mobile device at the same time. This way you won’t miss anything.

Pinch Provisions Glitter Mini Emergency Kit
$24 via Nordstrom

Stressing out over beauty emergencies? This kit contains a mending kit, earring backs, double-sided tape, hair spray, clear nail polish, an emery board, lip balm, safety pins, dental floss, bandages, hair elastics and even stain-remover towelettes. Hello, a must have!

Spraytect Pepper Spray Phone Case
$39,95 via

You can still opt for a girly pink case but this iPhone case is unlike the others. It squirts out pepper spray if you need to use it. Bam.

  • k8

    The iphone case is amazing. I need to get one of those.

  • Karin bag4bag

    I would love to know if anyone has hurt themselves with their Christian Louboutin Marquise Spiked clutch or the person next to them in the elevator !

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