I love VBH clutches – they’re sleek, classy, and often very shiny. Me likey shiny. As much as I like them, though, I’d never seen one that knocked my socks off. They were getting kind of repetitive, with the same shape over and over again, and goodness knows, sometimes “classy” can be a euphemism for “boring.” Note, though, my use of past tense. Now check out the bitchin’ VBH Karung Poche Clutch. This baby is so bad-ass I wouldn’t blink an eye if an alpha-male rock star hung one from his guitar in concert. It’s made from karung leather – which, by the way, is not a word as far as m-w.com or oed.com are concerned, but is either a special snake or lizard skin – in a stand-out pewter with glitter trim. The sparkly trim comes in the form of fierce whiskers, not unlike the kind you could find on jeans a few years back that made your thighs look fat. This whisker trim will have no such effect. If that isn’t enough edge for your jaded little bag-hag eyes, take a look at the bold visible stitching. Now picture yourself in a tight black top, some pin-thin skinnies, and chili-red stilettos with this clutch in hand. That is hot with like eight t’s. Sex yourself up with this VBH karung poche, $1,590 at Net-a-porter.