If you, like me, do not live in California, you’re probably not familiar with Craig’s. It’s a West Hollywood restaurant that’s been open for about four years, and in that time, I’d wager that nearly every legitimately famous human in Hollywood (and a bunch who are hoping to be famous in the near future) has had at least one meal there.


Cannes is over, the Met Ball is a distant memory and even the Tonys are done, so now our celeb round-ups mainly consist of stars going about their daily celeb lives. Our first roundup this week just happens to be roughly 90% “celebs I would like to party with.” (Not so fast, Lily Collins.


It’s that time of year again, when celebrities make the grand voyage to New Jersey to attend the Veuve Cliquot Polo Classic and pretend they like or understand polo. I love the pageantry of polo: the food, the champagne, the horses, the outfits, the stomping of the divots and, of course, the handbags.


There’s a reason that models get paid to wear stuff: they look really, really good doing it, even when they’re just headed to the dermatologist or to lunch at with some friends. Top-tier models also have incredible access to the best handbags on the planet, and they tend to carry them at will.


Hermès has a solid handle on celeb hearts this week, as a ton of celebs pulled out their best and most exotic Birkins and Kellys. (Ostrich, anyone?) An adorable baby heiress also makes an appearance (sans baby Hermès handbag), someone got glitter-bombed at LAX and Taylor Swift has a new bag!


Dear Mr. Joel Silver,

I would like to humbly request an invite to your 2016 Memorial Day Pool Party. I know I’m making this request a full year in advance, but I’m allowing you plenty of time to get your ridiculously impressive, A-lister guest list completely nailed down before you start letting in randos like me.


The perks of mega-celebrity are too numerous to list; you can get into any restaurant you want without a reservation, boxes of free stuff arrive at your door every day, you’ve got enough money that you could quit on the spot and never work again.


Every few weeks, the celeb bag trend cycle resets itself, and everyone starts falling back on classic handbags from Hermès, Prada and the like. The hot new bags are still represented here (hello, Chloé Faye!), as are some increasingly popular designer clutch picks for the red carpet, but the big name brands definitely have the majority in this week’s first celebrity bag roundup.


If you are in the mood to ease into the post-holiday work week with photos of a bunch of rich, gorgeous supermodels walking up and down yacht gangplanks in the French Riviera, then boy do I have some good news for you.


Celebs are heading to Cannes, Amanda is headed back from Turks & Caicos, and I am parked right here, per usual, ready to begin your tour of the best celebrity handbags we’ve seen in the last oh so many days, right on schedule.