Yoni Pussy Purse

May 16, 2005 / Posted in Accessories, Novelty Bags by Vlad Dusil.

I am utterly disturbed by the sheer overwhelming femininity y0ny radiates out of that TFT of mine. While most of Dorrie Lane’s stuff makes me really grateful to have been born with a queue and a set of complementary balls, the Pussy Purse just hits my taste right on the spot. It’s the perfect accessory for any Jane Doe to manifest her emancipated femme that never broke through the physical shell, to attract curious looks and solicit her vagina in a… yeah… pocket kinda way, while John Doe might find replacement for his worn-out Fleshlight. Brilliant! While you are at it, why not satisfy your urge for play and get yourself a custom-made $400 Wondrous Vulva Puppet. Sheesh, I’ve seen my fair share of www weirdness over the years, but this just scares me. I would like to suggest to Dorrie to cut the hallucinogenic wonder stix and get laid. ‘Cuz you know she craves it bad when there’s pussy purses and puppets involved. For $12 through y0ni.com.

P.S. I feel the sudden need to engage in some male activity. Anyone up for some beer and football?

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19 Responses to “Yoni Pussy Purse”:

  1. tim says:

    wow….no, i give it an f

    Reply May 17, 2005 5:37PM
  2. josephine says:

    i love this purse! I would carry change in it proudly!

    Reply May 18, 2005 10:06AM
  3. Karie says:

    are people really reaching out this desperately for attention? like, honestly, why make something so pathetic? i would be extremely embarrassed if i was the “inventor” of that ‘thing’. pathetic, i disagree with tim though…..f minus

    Reply May 18, 2005 10:08PM
  4. shoes says:

    great purse. very cuntlike. i give it an A. now please invent a cock and balls cell phone

    Reply May 19, 2005 6:59AM
  5. Gotinha says:

    Very fashion!!!
    :lol:

    Reply May 19, 2005 12:38PM
  6. Sandy says:

    A very cute invention and a perverted thought. I was wondering if the inventor would love seeing his/her mom or sis wearin’ it??

    Reply May 19, 2005 2:02PM
  7. Jill says:

    I am embarrassed to be a woman right now! Instead of carrying a person screaming “I’m a woman”…ACT LIKE ONE and people won’t have to question who you are and what you stand for!!!

    Reply May 20, 2005 1:53PM
  8. Megs says:

    I’m still pondering on the usage of such a bag, and I’d love to see the look on a clerks face as you open up your “pussy lips” to get money out to pay for whatever it may be… but stay tuned because we have quite another treat coming up this week for you all!!

    Reply May 21, 2005 7:56AM
  9. Jannine says:

    I am very entertained by the purse. It makes a definate statement. Yes, it is slightly perverted and tacky but what isn’t in today’s society. If you don’t like the purse then don’t buy it.

    Reply May 22, 2005 4:04AM
  10. steveo says:

    i love pussy. i love pussy purses

    Reply May 23, 2005 6:10PM
  11. love says:

    I’d hit it.

    Reply May 26, 2005 11:50PM
  12. billyjoe says:

    ugghghhhhh.. GROSS

    Reply Aug 4, 2005 7:48AM
  13. vixen says:

    Huh? It’s kinda funny… I’d never carry it…

    Reply Aug 15, 2005 2:33PM
  14. Elyssa says:

    hahah what the hell?!

    Reply Nov 14, 2005 10:18AM
  15. Jambone says:

    I heard this Pussy Purse inventor/creator/purveyor on CBC Radio One in Canada, on December 27, and was intrigued enough to look it up on the wheeb when I got home. All I can say is, you know your life is gynocentric when!

    Reply Dec 28, 2005 11:33AM
  16. Atomicgal says:

    Hmmmm….How freudian can a purse get? Lol.

    Reply Sep 28, 2006 10:04PM
  17. Crystal says:

    Its not all that great!

    Reply Oct 10, 2006 3:53PM
  18. ejs says:

    Yoni means vagina. It actually looks freaky, especially with the “lips” and the pearl thing which I guess represents the clitoris. I won’t buy or carry this pussypurse. If someone gave this to me as a gift, I’d be too ashamed to sell this on eBay or donate it to Salvation Army.

    Reply Nov 13, 2006 1:37AM
  19. dechah says:

    Once a month, when the bills need paying, it will bleed money :-)

    Reply Sep 8, 2007 8:45AM

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