Robert Cavalli Gold-Plated USB Stick PendantWell isn’t this…useful.

Let’s think for a moment about who exactly might be the target consumer for the Roberto Cavalli Gold-Plated USB Stick Pendant. A fashion editor? No, I don’t think she’d want to wear the same necklace to work every day. A graphic designer? No, USB stick drives are probably exchanged and tossed around so much in that profession that having one that’s also an expensive designer necklace is probably counterproductive.

What about a lady spy? Yes, that’s it! A lady spy. Like Angelina Jolie’s character in Mr. & Mrs. Smith. The ultra-luxe necklace would secretly contain important documents that the lady spy has to transfer to another secret agent, and when the bad guys toss her hotel room an an attempt to intercept the documents, they’d never think that a necklace could also be an electronic device.

It’s so James-Bond-y, but in a feminine way that’s probably also completely impractical. But when has Cavalli ever embraced practicality? I’m merely surprised that he didn’t also find a way to make it change all of your files to leopard-print backgrounds. Buy through Net-a-Porter for $565.

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  • 19yearslater

    Ha, ha, ha! You’re absolutely right! This would be perfect for a lady spy. Wow, so perfect it’s almost like that’s who it was designed for. Not so much for everyone else.

  • birkel

    totaly so jane bond i love it and i honestly love cavalli so anything that comes from there i love

  • Alexa

    where’s mrs. bond when you need her?

  • otter

    Looks cheap, but it isn’t.

  • Kim

    totally not worth it.

  • MizzJ

    Neat, but utterly useless. Even if I were rich enough, I’d feel silly wearing such a thing.


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  • Shannon

    I love it! I utilize a flash drive a few times a week for school, but its always somewhere in my bag. If I wore that, I would know where it is! Unless I forget I was wearing it, lol. But the price is ridiculous, it should write my papers for that much!

  • atrophia

    I love it too. As a graphic designer, while yes, flash drives do get exchanged frequently, there are so many of them that it’s nice to have a few for those special or very important files that you always want to have with you. My question is, what’s the storage capacity? It’s not even mentioned in the details. That puppy better be 16GB at least. If not, I’ll stick to my IronKey. Still, it’s a nice idea.

  • Nat

    I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I WANT IT!!!!!
    WHO CARES IF IT’S USEFUL OR NOT?
    IT’S IMAGINATIVE, IT’S CREATIVE, IT’S FUN!! AND BEAUTIFUL!
    I LOVE CAVALLI, HE NEVER LETS ME DOWN.

  • Naggy

    I like the new take on your shark tooth necklace! (ipad)

  • Jelita78

    uhhhh very “james-bondy” indeed!
    u make me wanna go watch the mr.mrs smith dvd now.. (ipad)

  • AK.Sunbeams

    I LOVE IT!!! who cares if its not practical, since when have people started buying Cavalli for practicality???!! And the price isn’t too bad either……. I want it!!! its the perfect thing to buy when it’s just not your day and you want something to cheer you up =D

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